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On the Subject of City Kitty Capital
Thursday, July 31, 2008 by scott

 
There is apparently a financial services company that exists, and it is named "City Kitty Capital", or so the man says whom answers the phone.

Here is obviously how it goes on a daily basis:



Transcript

Caller: (To Hedgeman) It's ringing!

Kitty: Hellow, meow, City Kitty Capital!

Caller: Yeah, hi, I'm interested in investing..

Kitty: Meow, are you looking for high-yield cat litter?

Caller: No, I want to be liquid...

Kitty: So then I can put you in some real smelly cat urine..

Hedgeman: (To self) Why does everyone think I'm gay?

Kitty: Get off my meowing phone you mothermeowers! Meow fuck meow!

     
Rating
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(12 to 33)
  Wow
  Not funny, just disturbing...seek qualified medical help...
  Saturday, February 07, 2009 by Tommy Flowers
  Dicklock??? Is that a male chastity belt? Perv.
  You're about as witty as an insurance salesman and as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit. I'm almost irritated that your old nemesis chose to alert me to your site by tearing you to pieces.

Why oh why did I allow my curiosity to be raised sufficiently to read some of your posts. I need a hobby.

And now we cue the snippy comment.
  Tuesday, March 03, 2009 by Me, just me.
 
  I sincerely hope you know you aren't funny. And I hope it amuses you that you aren't funny. Otherwise, this is all one big FAILURE.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Grady Richards



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