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On the Subject of Public Service Announcements on Choking
Thursday, April 26, 2007 by scott

 
Today we have a guest cartooner who's doing his bit for the safety of his fellow man.

The ever-talented man behind the music of Farewell Redemption, Jordan Pier, presents this look at the hazards of choking. Enjoy,

On the Subject of Choking



Transcript

Man1: "Don't leave the room while you're choking!"

Man2: (Coughs a lot).

Man1: "If you collapse, no one can help!"

Man2: (Coughs a lot).

Man1: "Wanna go to lunch?"

Man3: "Yeah."

Man2: (Twitches with fluid everywhere).
     
Rating
-11
(40 to 51)
  Honk
  buy some cough drops dammit
  Friday, April 27, 2007 by Drew Wood
  A Fecal Matter
  and eat some feces for gods sake, damn it to hell.
  Friday, April 27, 2007 by Drew Wood
  Theory
  I believe, since Jordan penned this installment, that the man is choking on a cock he recently swallowed.
  Friday, April 27, 2007 by Jonathan
  Theorize this Theory
  Thus, if the stick figure is in fact my brother, the cock he was choking on must then be mine.
  Friday, April 27, 2007 by Someone faking Jonathan
  Dispelling Theories
  Why would the person pretending to be me conclude the penis in question was mine? It could be any penis and much more likely someone outside Jordan's immediate family. I submit this imposter Jonathan is wrestling with issues of homosexuality themselves and wishes it was THIER penis on which the Jordan stick figure was choking.
  Friday, April 27, 2007 by The Real Jonathan
  I'm the man
  I believe I'm actually the man choking in this thing, because this actually happened. And it was not on penis, I might add.
  Friday, April 27, 2007 by scott
  The Door
  Did you guys see that door? HAHAHAHAHHAHA
  Monday, April 30, 2007 by Jordan
 
  great
  Sunday, February 01, 2009 by
  I found Wally!
  I found the joke! Check it out! It's the signature at the bottom right hand-corner! Seriously...why sign such clap?
  Monday, May 04, 2009 by Eureka
  The?
  ? Seriously?
  Thursday, September 30, 2010 by barra



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