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Trademarks and Fairytales of David Thorne Part IV
Monday, August 17, 2009 by scott

 
2010-09-17: Oi! It's been a year and I've been unwell, but now there is more. Scroll down to see the latest submission from trk and the Venn diagram!



As you "astute" observers that are referred here from his site have clearly not noticed, I had completely dropped interest in that whole David Thorne debacle eight months ago.

So it was to my great surprise that just today I read this comment from the article Can I Pay for this with Fake Comedy?:

Photoshop Ahoy! Suspicions aroused... http://gutrumbles.com/archives2/000433.php#000433 That photo certainly looks familiar. Just without the belly message on it. Friday, August 07, 2009 by trk


I would like to thank trk for his (or her!) input on the matter. I thought that my original article would have sealed the deal, but apparently a lot of you don't believe plainly obvious things. So here, for your own assessment, are the two pages in question:

The original picture of a shirtless man, sans writing. (Screen shot).

The modified picture (the fifth one from the top) on Mr. Thorne's own site. (Screen shot). Update (2009-09-10): Mr. Thorne has been so sufficiently embarrassed that he's removed the Belly Messages page, replacing it with his parody of me! I'm flattered, but spoken for, Mr. Thorne.

You can see that I've included links to screen shots of the two pages. "But Scott, why would you waste your time doing this?", I'm sure you ask yourself. It is because David Thorne will remove or change anything on his site that demonstrates inaccuracy!

@trk: If you have any other insight, clues, or would like to share how you came accross this little jewel of a half-nude man, please email me at the address on the left side of the screen! Perhaps I'll throw in a Quality Mintred T-Shirt to sweeten the deal!

And to all of you wonderful David Thorne fans with an IQ low enough not to understand my articles, but high enough to use a computer: Suck it. For all your talk of my being pompous, an asshole, retarded, racist, and so-forth, I am still right and David Thorne is Faking You Out.&tm;

Update (2009-08-24): trk has responded in the comments section below, thusly:

Poor form to edit the image of a dead guy for some cheap lols (especially since its being passed off as 'real' and most people are too stupid to notice the edits) when the guy is never going to be able to defend himself.


It appears he is correct! The root of the site says so. Unless perhaps a deceased gentleman is writing messages on his stomach and emailing them from the grave. If this is the case, we should set John Edward upon it!

Update (2010-09-17): trk proves him/herself to be a most masterful internet detective, yet again:
Was sent a link to 27bslash6 today and was reminded of the bellymessages fiasco.  Thought I’d check some of the others out, and found


Here is a screenshot of the 27b/6 image. You'll have to go look at the source material yourself. It is awash in a sea of penises, and I do not want my fine website to be censored for such things.

@trk: I am terribly sorry for not sooner noticing your comment. I have been away on sabbatical for a few months, and have only just re-joined the real world.

You seem to have quite the intimate knowledge of David Thorne's source material, and also of gay porn! This intrigues me. Please do email me at your earliest convenience and I will send you an upstanding Mintred T-Shirt.

In other news, it seems that Mr. Thorne doesn't take time zones into account when writing emails to himself in the guise of another person. For example, in this one here (Screenshot), he claims to correspond with an inbred hick from West Virginia (that is to say your average West Virginian).

David has definitely nailed the style and class of someone from West Virginia (bravo on being able to imitate that particular demographic), however Adelaide is 13 hours and 30 minutes ahead of WV. It is probable that Mr. Thorne would use his local time in his emails, and so he demonstrates that this hick is awake and writing emails at such times as 5:21am, 8:38am, 11:48pm, and 1:32am. It's good that he works the night shift so that he can correspond with Mr. Thorne during reasonable hours in Adelaide! Otherwise this conversation may have taken an extra day or two to complete (hint, hint, David).

Also, I don't know of any email client that will repeatedly add "Re:" to the subject when replying to a reply. That happened a lot in 1996, but not today Mr. Thorne, not today. You may want to go and remove those at my suggestion as well.

I can now fully illustrate in a Venn diagram the things that I have proven to date:

27bslash6.com composition in Venn diagram format.


I'm considering a redesign of Mintred.com. Does anyone know of a good stock photo supplier that I can use to find a logo? I was going back-and-forth between these two, but I don't know if they will rip me off or not. Can anyone help?

Link to 123rf.com Link to shutterstock.com


Oh, and this spurred my interest a bit:

Now available in paperback: The Internet is a Playground: The complete collection of articles, including those too litigious for this website.  Only $19.95.  - David Thorne book ad


Not because I wanted to purchase it, of course. But it made me think, "Wouldn't litigation be more of a concern with a book, rather than a website, as then the publisher would share some liability in a legal proceeding? I mean, who wouldn't want to get their hands on the pocketbook of a big-time publisher like Conde Nast or Random House, rather than a website with just enough revenue to run a server?"

It was then that I hovered over the link and saw this: Cafepress. And the world made sense to me again! Except, of course, the part about the litigation. Perhaps the stories that did not make it to the web site are all about Ally McBeal? Or Law & Order: CSI fan fiction?

If anyone has purchased the book and actually read it (or had their literate friends read it to them), please do let me know about that mysterious missing content! It almost has me scintillated enough to buy one myself, OMG LOLCATS5000!

     
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  fucking idiot
  why don't you go crawl into a hole and die, you fucking retard. who cares if his site is all fake, its fucking funny and your site is the worst pile of crap that i have ever had to suffer through lookin at.

i bet you are tlk and that you were searching google for pcitures of naked men when you found that one. or maybe you are that guy without a shirt. nice tits, fuckface.
  Tuesday, August 18, 2009 by your anus
  Whose anus?
  @my anus: While some of David's fans have at least attempted a cogent response to my articles, I can see you are amongst those 95 percent that only know how to construct sentences around the words "fuck" and "retard".

I'd be far more insulted by being the bane of DT's readers were not most of DT's readers also back-wood, inbred half-wits. I suppose that is the type of ardent fan which he attracts. If you're not sure that I'm correct, please observe the comments in response to my previous articles on the subject (1, 2, 3).

To put it in terms you'll understand: Because you are a fucking retard, fuckface, you apparently do not understand my articles (sorry, my "words that are about things") and you can't stop jizzing over David Thorne because you are a fucking idiot due to your sister also being your mother.
  Tuesday, August 18, 2009 by scott
 
  Ah, Scott, I am capable of checking dates! I simply read David's story, came to your site, and found that a person I know might like it. You reacted in a rather hostile manner, though, which did hurt my feelings. I was merely suggesting that your fan demographic and David's do not mix, and that you should not waste your precious time and humor on him and his lies, but market it to the racially intolerant and Nazi sympathizers who will appreciate it more.
  Thursday, August 20, 2009 by Jeff
  You are the same Jeff as before?
  @Jeff: What in all the holy hotbox of the pope's anus are you talking about? I never even responded to your last comment from the Haxxor posting, and I must assume that you are not "my anus". So what are you replying to here?

Maybe I am as dumb as some of the DT commenters would claim! What a terrible thing that would be, but I just don't understand. <FROWNYFACE>

"I was merely suggesting that your fan demographic and David's do not mix"

Agreed!

"but market it to the racially intolerant and Nazi sympathizers who will appreciate it more."

Why would I do that? I am certainly intolerant of many specific people, but not peoples. Surely you can see the difference? However, in regards to one of my previous posts: Yes, the species of JarJar Binks can fuck off and die in its entirety.

Edit: I also should point out that I am not a nazi sympathizer. I feared you'd assume I was admitting to it because I did not address it specifically. I do support ol' Barack, so maybe your right-wing dog-beating associate would indeed still paint me as a nazi sympathizer.
  Thursday, August 20, 2009 by scott
  Jar Jar Binks
  It's ok if he, and the Gungan species, were to be genocided. He shames me.
  Thursday, August 20, 2009 by Ronnie, From America.
  Sadness
  Why all the hate on this page? Do "you people*" even bother to read any of his posts or do you just come straight from David's page to hate on him?
Don't get me wrong David's page is quite humorous, yes, but i see no need for World War 3.
The only thing that really bothers me about this blog is when I attempt to leave a thought out and nice comment I get called Dicklock.
Oh well.

*That must be my racist turrets kicking in :O

Sincerely Sarcastic.
  Friday, August 21, 2009 by Sarcastic
  Why?
  Why do you care? If you don't like this David Thorne person, then stop mentioning him! It seems you only have the traffic you do because of him, and it pisses you off. So you throw little temper tantrums and tattle to no-one in particular how you've found him out. I for one can totally believe that he pretended to be a girl and got men to write lewd sayings on themselves and send the pics to him. Some men will do anything for the promise of sex.

I'm guessing you're green with jealousy because no-one gets your sad sense of humour and Mr Thorne has a successful website and a book. And a life. Whining that people are being mean to you is asking for an ass-kicking.
  Friday, August 21, 2009 by Jennnnn
 
  you are a faggot
  Friday, August 21, 2009 by scott wannabe
 
  I tried to leave a similiar comment on David Thornes blog regarding the image and its obvious image editing, but funnily enough it kept getting removed....

I put this comment on gutrumbles (http://gutrumbles.com/mt2/talk2theaman52.cgi?entry_id=433) to alert the fellow in question as to the public humiliation he was suffering on 27bslash6 by being represented as an (attempted?) child molester...

Turns out I'm a few years too late - the guy died in 2006 and the blog is simply kept online by relatives as a dedication.

Poor form to edit the image of a dead guy for some cheap lols (especially since its being passed off as 'real' and most people are too stupid to notice the edits) when the guy is never going to be able to defend himself.

  Saturday, August 22, 2009 by trk
  Tell a teacher.
  Has the funny man on the internet being telling fibs?
Now Mintred you speccy tit, I suggest you run along and tell the teacher, or even the police, because there is no way that someone can make something up on the Internet.

Unless it's David Thorne.
He's my new boyfriend.
  Saturday, August 22, 2009 by Turd Van Bird
  Thanks, trk!
  @Jen..: Why should I not mention someone I don't like? That would be the most irrational thing possible. Unless you are one of those sunshine and lollipops women whom only like news about new recipes, kittens rescued from trees, and new ways to save money with coupons and would rather not hear about things like war, a faltering world economy, and kittens that died in trees.

How does it "seem like" I have traffic only because of him? Did you manage to get your hands on my web logs, or what?

As for your belief that he possibly didn't invent the things on his site: I have an excellent book for you to read. It's the oldest book possible, as it was written 6,000 years ago when the Earth was first formed. Pretty impressive, eh?

@Turd Van Bird: I don't mind at all when people make things up on the internet. When news outlets report that the fiction is fact, then that "bothers me". The real traffic whore is David Thorne.

@trk: Agreed, it is a shame that a dead man would be posthumously accused of attempting to solicit sex on the internet by doing something undignified. But it's helping ol' D.T. get lots of visitors, which is good for the economy. It's a mixed bag.

Thorne does edit his comment section regularly to remove anything negative.

To quote him: "I did have a comments area on my site a while back and it seemed like public narcissism." (From the comments of http://www.mintred.com/article/145/ ).

He brought it back in response to my articles, and then proceeded to remove from it anything negative about him or his site! Narcissism indeed!

Thanks for your update! Please keep me posted of any new developments!
  Monday, August 24, 2009 by scott
  WOW!
  Are you for real or is this a fake site by David?

Can you atually spell irony at all?

Tried reading your posts to find something funny but failed.

If I were you I would close down this blog since the bigger part centres around David winning points from you.

Get a new hobby Scott and get on with your life.
  Wednesday, August 26, 2009 by techtech
  douchedouche
  @techtech: Are you for real, or are you a small shiny turd that fell out of a pornstar's ass after a full day of DP anal and vinegar enemas? I'm sure if I were to meet you in person, I wouldn't be able to tell at that point either.
  Wednesday, August 26, 2009 by scott
  Sorry:(
  Hi scott, I thought this was a parody written by David. But even he would have gotten bored with this by now.
I am sorry people are being so nasty to you, as you clearly don't know any better.
  Wednesday, August 26, 2009 by Stan
  Apologies from your asshole
  @stan: No need to apologize! I find it hard to believe that you would be just plain dumb enough to assume that David had crafted 150 fine articles, including many cartoons, as part of a ruse. If you are that dumb then it's really nothing of which I can absolve you.

I, on the other hand, am sorry that you came here and became confused and frustrated. Perhaps you should find the content of this site more comprehensible:

http://pbskids.org/teletubbies/

Thank you for visiting!
  Thursday, August 27, 2009 by scott
  Congratulations
  That's some excellent investigative Internet browsing on the part of trk. Now Scott can go back to not being funny about other subjects with his head held high-ish.

Bask in the spoils of victory, Scott, for your articles about some other guy's Website have been vindicated by a stranger who found a photograph of a shirtless dead man, and told you about it.
  Friday, August 28, 2009 by Gonuts McDie
  Um...
  I just bought one of your Go Scott shirts. Those things are pretty sweet! Nice job man!
  Tuesday, September 01, 2009 by Jim
  David Thome is a liar...I think.
  Okay, so I just came from his site once I had done some reading here. I admit that I was looking for some dirt on the guy. Well guess what? Boy did I find some! Check this article out: http://www.27bslash6.com/flightcommander.html

In it David claims to be an astronaut. Can you believe this? I am pretty darn sure that this fake has never been the flight commander of any crew much less been to space. What sort of other works of fiction is this guy going to come up with next? Keep up the good fight man. Down with David Thome!
  Tuesday, September 01, 2009 by Edwin
  It is
  Jar Jar Binks
I like to wear a elaborate Jar Jar Binks costume and mask as part of my every day life. I went to the grocery store, and saw how depressed everyone was so I thought I would help. I started dancing in the aisles, and yelling at people, and running up to people and taking things out of their cart. It was great fun. Then when I went to check out, there was only one lane open and a long line. I screamed and screamed while in line and danced, bumping into other people. I opened a box of baking soda and threw it around. Finally I got to the checkout. I started making noises at the cashier, and I kept pressing buttons on the computer. Some people in line were groaning because the line was getting very long, but that gave me even more incentive to make them laugh. I climbed onto the table and started kicking peoples groceries on the floor and singing. The manager and one of his goons pulled me off and said I could never shop there again. Can I sue for harassment or possibly assault?
  Saturday, September 05, 2009 by Jan Paul van der Hooren
 
  What I really lack is to be clear in my mind what I am to do, not what I am to know, except in so far as a certain knowledge must precede every action. The thing is to understand myself, to see what God really wishes me to do: the thing is to find a truth which is true for me, to find the idea for which I can live and die. ... I certainly do not deny that I still recognize an imperative of knowledge and that through it one can work upon men, but it must be taken up into my life, and that is what I now recognize as the most important thing.

  Monday, September 07, 2009 by Søren Kierkegaard
  i hate u scott
  Is it strange that the interplay between you and torndick reminds me of Kierkegaard?

Scott, you most likely outed this torndick right before his book was coming out. I must say your timing is impeccable. I miss you all. 248 days till I'm free of this stupid existence. I ramble, as I'm prone to do when drunk. Scotttttttttttttttyyyyyyyyy. Beam me up. torndick's book = it makes good kitty litter foundation, wait i don't have a cat. fuck da police. what kind of low-brow con-man takes pictures of dead dudes and claims they found him attractive as a man in a wig? who finds this funny? who are these dumb mindless masses? i hate u scott - i hate u for exposing me to the idiots of the web, the rednecks of the internet "git'er done, torndick, git'er done!"
  Monday, September 07, 2009 by mrm0nk3y
  reply to these comments asshole!!
  reply to these comments and move the Kierkegaard comment after my previous comment. yes, i'm telling you how to do your website. yes, i'm drunk and bored. fuck you scott. fuck you.
  Monday, September 07, 2009 by mrm0nk3y
  You really are Pathetic.
  Your site contains nothing of even the remotest humour, talent or cleverness and as such you seem to be obsessed with the success of David Thorne's site. To the extent you even keep editing his wikipedia page. With every post you make you embarrass yourself further and show the world how desperately jealous you are of someone who has the talent you crave and will never have. Your site is weak, you are lame, just give it up.
  Wednesday, September 09, 2009 by Simon
  You make me embarrassed to be American
  The energy you spend on your obsession with David Thorne would be better put to developing your own skills. Have you thought about taking a amateur writing course? Putting time and effort into becoming as good a writer as David Thorne will give you a better outcome than your current obsession. Your anger at his success says more about you than him. Have you tried emailing David and asking for some tips about making your website more successful?

Unlike many of the comments I have read on here, I wish you all the best and hope you get this anger and obsession under control for your sake and your family.

  Wednesday, September 09, 2009 by Lauren
  The real reason for Scott hating David Thorne
  Alexa - ATS - Cubestat results:

27bslash6: Website Worth: $72,453.35 Daily Pageviews: 81,215

Mintred.com: Website Worth: $204.25 Daily Pageviews: 36

Fail. Find a new hobby Scott. Some people are good at what they do and some people are just simply flogging a dead horse. Read any of David Thorne's pages, they are written with a unique creativity. You have 150 pages of weak drivel with just 4 pages of any interest to anyone. You just come off as desperate, jealous and lame.
  Wednesday, September 09, 2009 by itguy
  So obvious
  that mrm0nk3y is Scott. So obvious in fact that everyone that agrees with scott on here is scott. fuck this whole site is just piss poor.
  Wednesday, September 09, 2009 by So Obvious
  Awww..
  @Simon: Sorry I didn't respond sooner, I was out buying lube so that I could read your site without getting friction burns. It's that dry.

Well done.

Yes, I can see that Simon Dempsey had reverted my changes. I fail to see how cleaning up an article and adding more precise information makes a biography worse. I guess David ThorneSimon Dempsey wants David Thorne to have a bio page, but doesn't want any information about David Thorne to actually be in the bio page. (Other than that he once drew a spider and also made a PDF of his website and uploaded it to Cafepress). You know, the sort of thing that would go in advertising material.

@Lauren: Really? Ryan Seacrest and Beyonce don't make you embarrassed to be an American, but I do? People throwing bricks through the store windows of Indians because they believe them to be Arab terrorists doesn't embarrass you? Women that raise 8 babies on a welfare check don't embarrass you, but I do? Talk of "nucular" weapons doesn't embarrass you, but I do?

Oh, I'll not be responding to the body of your comment because you're just re-hashing nonsense that I've already responded to dismissively. I will say this: You are quite the shallow idiot.

@itguy: Guh. "Fail"? Did you learn that declaration on the internets? Were you "trolling the forums" when you came across that little meme? Do all of your logins include the word "candy4u" and the number "69"? Man, I am full of questions today.

I guess you assume that I think that this site will get me loads of traffic and therefore eventually something like $70,000? And that I really, really, really wanted you to like me? ::eyeroll::

@So Obvious: Yes, I let hundreds of comments that are against me build up on these David Thorne articles, and then my coup de grace is a couple of posts from my drunken, belligerent friend. You've caught me.
  Wednesday, September 09, 2009 by scott
 
  So... You have written 4 pages about David Thorne which are angry and bitter and jealous of his talent. David has written 1 page about you which is clever, extremely well written and funny. Any wonder why he has hundreds of thousands visitors to his site and you have... well you have your bitterness and jealousy to keep you company. Your wife must think you are awesome.

BTW, I bought the book and it does have lots that the website doesnt and makes me laugh out loud every page. Because it is clever and funny and David Thorne is smart and witty. Not one page on your hack site made me even smile. Work it out.

Oh, and before you reply with what you think is a witty retort, they never are Scott. You are not smart or witty.
  Wednesday, September 09, 2009 by Janine
  Reply
  I bought 2 copies of David Thornes book. 1 for me and the other one for my sister in Canada (coz she sent me the link to his web page about having pets in the apartment) I laughed so much I cried. Book is very good.
  Thursday, September 10, 2009 by Nat
  Wowee
  You are like the unpopular kid with no friends telling the other kids in the schoolyard that the popular boy is not as cool as they think. And listing reasons why.

This whole site makes you come off as a bit of a complete fuckwit. Sorry.

Why not just be happy for this guys success and try harder yourself and put your energy into that? I mean you must have read this guys website. The spider email, party in apartment 3 and ducks in the bathroom articles are pure genius. If you send people to his site through jealousy and they read a few paragraphs and realize how brilliant David Thorne is at writing, it makes you look like a jealous idiot.

Stop humiliating yourself and try to come up with something good yourself instead of going on and on about the same thing. Really. You are holding your weaknesses and lack of ability up for all to see.
  Thursday, September 10, 2009 by Jackie S
  that book.
  I ordered the book and despite it taking nearly two weeks to get all the way here to England from the states, I am happy with it. It has lots of stories that are not on the website and is a completely different format. The Brian the Accountant articles are f*ing hilarious. I am going to order another few copies to give them as presents for xmas.

There are reviews for it at http://www.27bslash6.com/The_internet_is_a_playground_David_Thorne.html and I bought it after seeing the review in the London Times newspaper and remembered the spider and ducks stories. Cheers.
  Thursday, September 10, 2009 by Roger Beardsley
  Bored
  This site does not look very good. It is ugly and looks like it was made by a primary school student. The stuff on it is not very good either.
  Thursday, September 10, 2009 by Bored
  What you wrote about in the update
  You write that David Thorne deleted the belly messages page but I think you are mistaken. It has just moved down the list on his website. When I click your links though it goes to the page about you. Which is pretty funny. I think David is a lot cleverer than you. I think you are jealous of him but he just plays with you like he does everyone.
  Friday, September 11, 2009 by Jordan
  You are right
  @Jackie S: I hadn't looked at it that way. I have a good look at myself in the mirror and realised that I was so overcome with jealousy of David Thorne for being more popular, talented, creative and better looking that I let it control my life.

I apologise to all for being such a complete wanker. In future I will try to construct something of interest and value rather than simply regurgitating my envy for others to witness. I have a small penis and take my anger out on others.

P.S. follow me on twitter!
https://twitter.com/Scott_Mintred
  Friday, September 11, 2009 by Fake Scott
  found this page through the 27b/6 site
  Whats your problem man? Ease off on the jealousy it is making you look like a dickhead. If your stuff was funny then ok but it is really bad. Found your page through 27b/6 which I found on collegehumor. It is about 27b/6's twelth hotlink on the front page. What have you ever written of note? Just spend the time coming up with something good instead of all the hating those better at what they do than you. Peace out.
  Friday, September 11, 2009 by dicklock apparently
  This site is shit
  Nothing on here that is funny apart from some of the comments saying what a piece of worthless shit you are. You have not written anything even remotely clever on any of your pages. And in regards to the comments, when you try to be witty when you reply to people it just shows how unclever and a little bit stupid you are.
  Sunday, September 13, 2009 by Raymond
 
  internet is serious business
  Sunday, September 13, 2009 by ?sop???o
  HA.
  How cross must you be that David Thorne writes one page about you and it is better than anything you have written on your entire site. HAHA Look up the word irony Scott. Your website is like a huge arrow pointing at yourself with the word loser in capitals. I did laugh but it was at you not with you.
  Sunday, September 13, 2009 by Rene
  Your cunt face child rapist
  Well fucker if your plan was not to get people to like you with this website then you have succeeded. Otherwise its an epic fail.
Please just shut it down and fuck off.
David is funny, you are a child Molester.
You know what bothers me, that this domain name is taking up an ip range that could be used to host porn.
Fuck off and stop posting cunt eyes.
  Monday, September 14, 2009 by Dicklock
  Scott is fucking trash.
  I found this on the rolling stone website in regard to Kanye West's outburst at the VMA's.

Scott@mintred.com | 9/14/2009, 2:55 am EST

To all you white trash calling Kanye’s actions racist. You have no right to call a Black American a racist. Blacks are not racist; they are angry for the 350 years of injustice that they have had to endure in America as a result of racist white people, after Blacks were stolen from Africa, and stripped of their manhood, womanhood, and all dignity, and sold into slavery like cattle. Who wouldn’t be angry? Now when Black people start to stand up against injustice such as this white girl stealing our awards, you call them racist. However, whites might say, “It was not us but our ancestors that put Blacks into slavery, and not whites of today.” But whites are still benefiting from the free labor of enslaving Blacks to build this country to what it is today, while Blacks today are still suffering from post-slavery racism and injustice. Yet, as always, when a Black person speaks out against injustice, you call him a racist. How dare you! Can what Kanye did to Taylor Swift be worse than selling a human being at an auction block, off into a lifetime of slavery? Recall “Roots.”

Really Scott? Do you even have a GED? This posting was the most moronic shit I have ever read. Fuck you.
  Monday, September 14, 2009 by future president
  You're a cock.
  Please, don't play the race card to defend Kanye West being a pompous ass. He ruined a teenage girl's 15 minutes of fame to make an ill-made point about another artist. That was a dick move. Taylor Swift is not the point, if he'd done it to a black girl it still would have been a dick move. The point is, Kanye West is a douchebag. No, it's not as bad as slavery, but by that logic, black people would be allowed to do whatever the hell they wanted. So would jews, Palestinians, and any race or culture that's had bogus shit pulled on them over the years. Bad shit's happened, but we're moving towards equality. If anyone's the racist, it's you, for thinking that Kanye West is above criticism because of something that happened hundreds of years ago.
  Monday, September 14, 2009 by Martyn
  Race card
  You have no idea what you are talking about. for too long we have been forced to our knees by the white man. Our time is coming and when we rise it will be as one.
  Monday, September 14, 2009 by Fake Scott Mintred
  Wow, you people are idiots.
  I really don't mind when you call me terrible, unfunny, or some kind of idiot. You might be asking yourself why. As we've all learned from time to time at a Seder, the simple child deserves a simple answer:

Because you are the sorts of flag-groping, cousin-raping, Gordon-Ramsey-jizzing, iPhone-talking, book-eschewing, OC-loving, mush-brained morons that would care enough about what some stupid, whoring, uninteresting "rap star" does enough to actually come here and counter-argue a point that someone made in my name. The fact that you would do this, I should think understandably, makes your opinions on any and all matters irrelevant to me.

In case that was too vague: I didn't post anything about Kanye West (whom I called "Conde West" for many years because I'd thought it was a play on the name of the publisher), and even the fact that I have to mention Kanye West now makes me feel dirty.

I also have never posted under the name "David Thorne".

Thank you for your time. Monosyllabic versions of this comment are available at your local Church of Scientology. Lord Xenu bless us all.
  Monday, September 14, 2009 by scott
  Taylor Swift
  Why do you hate Taylor Swift so much? She is a very talented artist. I thought what Kanye did was really cruel. At least Beyonce had the decency to try to make things right. Why dont you just mind your own business and shut up?
  Monday, September 14, 2009 by Jessica
  seconds of entertainment
  scott, i'm floating in the middle of the ocean and i keep coming back to your site b/c this "fight" amuses me for seconds at a time. i say seconds, b/c after the seconds of amusement i feel sad that i'm defending these idiots rights to be, well, idiots. as a rational, thinking, analytical human being, looking back over the content, when, exactly did you "attack" torn dick? pointing out he makes up shit on his website? maybe those idiots are so angry with you b/c you ruined christmas. like that older meaner brother you just told your sister that santa claus doesn't exist, and to prove it you told her to stay up late, watching dad put the presents under tree. she hates you now for spoiling the illusion, for taking away her innocence. so thanks scott, thanks for ruining christmas. and stay away from your sister's innocence.
  Tuesday, September 15, 2009 by mrm0nk3y
  ^ oi mrm0nk3y (Scott)
  Write something good/clever/interesting/witty for a change. You write like an teenager who thinks he is a good writer and nobody has the heart to tell him he is less than average. This website is boring, the content is boring, the design is boring and you are boring.
  Tuesday, September 15, 2009 by Washington DC
  General Observation
  At a brief glance, I'll say that at least your comments page generates a bit more energy and enthusiasm than the "public narcissism" on your nemesis's. Keep up the good (if re-directed) work...
  Wednesday, September 16, 2009 by Advisory Only
  deary dear
  Did the naughty David Thorne lie on the internet? Do you need to have a lie down? Is there someone close you can talk with to get through this?

Get over yourself. You are jealous because he is clever and funny and you are unfunny, not very bright and a bit of a try hard. End of story.
  Wednesday, September 16, 2009 by Sara
 
  All you seem to do here is bag David Thorne and how his website is fake.

Sure a lot of it IS fake, but it doesn't make your shitty website seem any better.

I don't blog because I don't often have anything very interesting to say. I suggest you do the same.
  Sunday, September 20, 2009 by Your Website Bothers Me
  Another lie by David Thorne!!!
  I have found another lie on David Thorne's website. On the page called "A Baby's Smile" he has written:

My Favourite Bible story:
Once when baby jesus was in the desert, he turned some snakes into a small hut where he lodged for the night.

This is not in the bible! I think you should do another 4 pages dedicated to exposing this fib to the world. Make it your ongoing and not at all creepy quest.
  Monday, September 21, 2009 by Super Detective
  Bible Stories
  @Super Detective: Even if it were in the bible, it would be fictional. Well done though, truly.
  Tuesday, September 22, 2009 by scott
  No comment
  sorry dude but you are mintRETARDED!
  Wednesday, October 07, 2009 by Dicklock
  Hi!
  Hi! I'm Jen and I love your website. I dont know whats going on, but it's cool.
  Wednesday, October 07, 2009 by Jen
  you suck
  worst site on the internet.

you should kill yourself and save the world the pain of you living.
  Friday, October 09, 2009 by rtkg
  I dont think he's changed his page...
  Hello again,

You mention in your post update that david has changed his belly messages page? I dont believe thats the case, as its still there at http://27bslash6.com/bellymessages.html ... obviously photoshopped pictures included.

I used to enjoy david thornes stories, but now I know they are all just fairy tales its really taken the wit out of most of them. Its not hard to write an amusing dialogue when its really a monologue and you can tailor the responses from both characters and thus ensure the "fall guy" reacts correctly.

Another stab in the back. I used to believe in you, internet.
  Saturday, October 10, 2009 by trk
 
  I agree, go crawl in a hole and die. Why don't you try and be a little more narcissistic. The only reason you got any traffic from me here was because of Thorne. To make matters worse you actually said SUCK IT to people that might disagree with you because you were supposedly "right" about Thorne using a picture of a dead guy. If Thorne didn't do it enough i'd say you did. Way to exploit some guys death to make sure you were right. I'm glad you hold yourself in the holiest of light. Fuck off with your bull shit opinions that nobody could give a shit less about. Go get a real job and stop bitching about nothing. I hate people like you. You're the problem with our country. Instead of being a "computer programer" (so once your done dealing with the help desk having to remind people the reason their screen is still black is because the monitor isn't turned on) why don't you venture outside and pick up a shovel and maybe experience real work. By the way you're not "witty" in any means. Just because you can reference a thesaurus doesn't make you smart. It makes you look like an ass hole. "YOU bother me".


p.s. i don't even want to know if it is for sure a picture of a dead guy. I really REALLY hope it isn't.
  Tuesday, October 13, 2009 by your other anus
  scotty how many idiots can we get to view this shit?
  Ah, the internet... Freedom of speech, freedom of opinion, freedom of stupidity, freedom of zero accountability. The most successful websites have learned to expliot these "freedoms". Good o'le torndick is simply good at exploitation. Is his lieing any different than if I said I have a 15inch cock with 4in girth and I have a harem of beautiful young girls at my beck and call and then posted a bunch of pics of said girls to "prove" aforementioned statements? (the 15inch cock with 4in girth is totally true, my ancenstors were the originators of the phrase "hung like a horse")
As Howard Stern has taught us, any ratings are better than no ratings. A big chunk of his ratings, say 65%(instant random percentage(TM)), came from the people who hated him the most. Scott, is it bad that I haven't even visited torndick's site - like, ever?
  Wednesday, October 14, 2009 by mrm0nk3y
  biglol
  @ Scott/trk/mrm0nk3y (all the same person)

mrm0nk3y, you say you haven't visited the site yet? Around eighty thousand people a day do. lol. loser.
  Wednesday, October 14, 2009 by lol
  to torndick/every other persona
  Don't ever argue with an idiot; they'll drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
  Wednesday, October 14, 2009 by mrm0nk3y
  @mrm0nk3y
  That is an amazing quote. Pity you just copied it from someone else. Riding on coat-tails.

BTW, mrm0nk3y/scott, you are right about David making stuff up. He has been front page of the news for three days over the McDonalds letter. Probably sold a shit load of books too.

http://www.news.com.au/technology/story/0,28348,26208452-5014239,00.html
  Thursday, October 15, 2009 by Astrid
  good spin control
  damnit torndick you made me click on a link from you out of idle curiousity! good spin control.

(scotty why am I the only one talking to torndick? is your job keeping you that busy? my job allows for plenty of time to post useless chitchat on your website (obviously). oct22 sister's wedding in cali - you should come to visit.)
  Friday, October 16, 2009 by mrm0nk3y
  Obsessed
  You are really obsessed with David Thorne aren't you? Sad. Cyber stalker perhaps? Get a life...I'd suggest starting a new site to redeem your self respect and to begin to regain the respect of others. You've really gone from someone mildy amusing to a complete freak. Hope you don't scream out "Oh David" when you're making love to your wife!
  Friday, October 23, 2009 by Jay Moo
  Really?
  If you truly want to prove Thorne a liar for this, you're barking up the wrong tree. Who's to say whoever he was talking to - who sent him that belly message - didn't also find the same picture and then photoshop it themselves? Just because some shopping went on doesn't validate that Thorne was responsible.

Despite this, I would like to congratulate you on your catch phrase. "This bothers me" is full of layered wit so dense that even I can't penetrate as to why it is humourous/clever. But that's probably because I'm just a David Thorne fan, and therefore my IQ is low enough not to understand your articles, but high enough to use a computer.

[Also, is that small 'd' in the top left corner of this comment page a subtle hint that this IS a parody site run by David? Or just poor site design?]
  Thursday, November 12, 2009 by Ash
  You are a retard
  http://27bslash6.com/bellymessages.html
  Monday, November 16, 2009 by why so stupid?
  scotty boy
  Dear Scott,
You are both an inspiration and a comedic genius. I would love to meet up with you and watch 7 different porn movies at once. I also have a lovely Star Trek costume and dress up regularly. Also I am a real life dwarf that plays a level 70 dwarf on WOW so this would be an upgrade for you. I have 3 bars of Rest and am ready for anything... -_^

Anyway I must go watch some Star Trek themed porn, BYEEE. xox

ps. plz reply asap LOLz0Rz ^_^
  Wednesday, November 18, 2009 by Dazzaone
 
  l0l nerd
  Wednesday, November 25, 2009 by jay0sh
  Wha? Go take some History classes, please!
  Scott: «As for your belief that he possibly didn't invent the things on his site: I have an excellent book for you to read. It's the oldest book possible, as it was written 6,000 years ago when the Earth was first formed. Pretty impressive, eh?»
So you can read some forgotten language on clay tablets? I'm impressed. But what bothers me is that part: '6000 years ago when the Earth was first formed'. I dunno where you got that number, but you missed some zeros here. It formed about 4 000 000 000 of years ago.

We are dust,
-VHS-
Québec, Canada
  Friday, November 27, 2009 by VHS
  Sad, sad man
  You are a very sad man. :(

You can thank David for adding another hit to your website.

I'd tell you to stop being a zenophobic pompus moron, but meh.
  Saturday, November 28, 2009 by Amber
  Scott you are phenomenal!
  Keep up the good fight, I want you to know you have at least one supporter in your corner. Hopefully you will succeed in your actions against Mr. Thorne.

Sometimes, kindred spirits gather in a random manner, but that's not the point, the point is that we've found each other. I'll keep reading...you have a fan for life.
  Thursday, December 03, 2009 by Tony
  Your cock tasted like rainbows
  Thank you for fucking my mouth Scott. It was pure ecstasy when you shot your jizz load on my face pan. I will call you later this week.

P.S. Your wife she doesn't know what she's missing! *kiss*
  Thursday, December 10, 2009 by Loverboy
 
  Oh shit boy. The internet is srs bsns.

Gonna make sure you get the picture, so I will literally communicate through more pictures!

http://www.global-changes.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/Internet_argument.jpg
http://www.craphound.com/images/xkcdwrongoninternet.jpg

Stop your BAAAAAAAAAAAWing and grow a pair. Or else it just gets more and more obvious you're doing this for attention.

...shit I just gave you a pageview for this crap. /That is a pageview I will never get back./

(And love? Stop saying that an individual's worth is measured by how they construct sentences, more specifically, by how often they use curse words. I'd rather be cursing than bombastic.)
  Saturday, December 12, 2009 by K
  The bible, jackass
  @VHS: "So you can read some forgotten language on clay tablets? I'm impressed. But what bothers me is that part: '6000 years ago when the Earth was first formed'. I dunno where you got that number, but you missed some zeros here. It formed about 4 000 000 000 of years ago."

You must have left your sarcasm detector in France when you moved to mini-France.

I was talking about the bible, sarcastically. Maybe in the south of France and mini-France they actually teach science in schools. They do not teach science in the South in the States.

@Everyone: Even I haven't been on this site in a few months. Goddamn, get a life.

Oh, and he changed the page back after my last update. I just didn't re-update, because I didn't care.
  Monday, December 21, 2009 by Scott
  Your are a loser ? or are you acting like one?
  I tried to follow some of your articles but clearly you lack the sense of humor and try to make it up by just spitting out nonsense.
This is really a shame to have people follow such a low IQ'ed person.
ps: do you have a life?
Regards.
  Friday, February 12, 2010 by Joe
  AWESOME!!
  Not the article... that was TLDR.

I'm referring to the second comment from "scott" (Who is apparently hoofdaphobic).

In case you haven't noticed, a very large chunk of internet users "only know how to construct sentences around the words f-word and r-tard."

Of course I did edit this line, but I'm not into acronyms (for unlawful carnal knowledge) and I had a roommate in college who was "mentally challenged" (high functioning autism).

But... to be concise, your blog is poorly designed and I have a hard time focusing on it because the subject matter is way too sheltered. I think I'll return in the future to see read further rants about your nemesis but I probably will skip the article and go straight to comments (much like youtube videos).
  Sunday, February 14, 2010 by weirdo
  Bit confused
  I think it makes it funnier that he has just photoshopped these images. Not only is the initial story behind it funny, but all the people he dupped, double whammy imo.

Lil bit confused why you are really obsessed with him, and whilst you will wail on about how I'm wrong it appears to me that you're very jealous, not only of his website but the way people repsond warmly to his black humour and yet frown at your opinions on the underlying truth and honesty of his work - or lack of.

Best of luck with your website etc, not 100% sure what the point of it is, but the heated conversations between yourself and others is amusing to say the least.
  Wednesday, March 17, 2010 by Stupot
  over9000 hits (almost)
  Good job, Scott. Drop the slander jackass. It would be less painful to play dead than fight back. Sorry but you aren't that funny. I'm guessing you were told as a child, "Ignore Johnny and he'll leave you alone." Try a new tactic or continue to get your nuts kicked. The phrase lolcats5000 is definitely an excellent example of your superior cerebral function, so I'll let you pick your own fights.

  Thursday, April 01, 2010 by FSR
  stop reading
  if people keep reading his hate and rating it with thumbs down then he will keep writing....
  Wednesday, June 23, 2010 by ....
 
  Was sent a link to 27bslash6 today and was reminded of the bellymessages fiasco.

Thought I’d check some of the others out, and found:

http://27bslash6.com/images/daddy.jpg
... is a shop of ...
http://www.hotboysblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/mirrorboy61_thumb.jpg

(original picture on http://www.hotboysblog.com/2010/02/06/mirror-boys/)
  Thursday, June 24, 2010 by trk
  ...you still here?
  Riding tailcoats again Minterd? Time to move on...and save yourself a lot of pain and head shrink visits.
  Saturday, July 03, 2010 by Bob Trugabe
  U.S. out of my uterus
  What a fantastic site, though your font is a little troublestone. The letter "I" in "Mintred" almost seems like there's an invisible horizontal line through it, making me feel like I've stumbled across a church website. Since I don't physically go to church, do you think visiting your website counts instead? If there is a Heaven, I wouldn't mind being invited up there in about 60 years. (However I haven't read Crime and Punishment yet, despite my good intentions. Make it another 80 years.) I should remind you though that God would never say "This bothers me", because he seems pretty unbothered by anything. That's why he lets things like Hurricane Katrina, bushfires and Danni Minogue's baby happen.

I would replace "This bothers me" with "Thy Will Be Done", or if you want to be fun perhaps "Godspeed, friends." There are a lot of churches that have hilarious slogans out the front on large message boards. You could get readers to send in pictures of the church signs and everyone could have a chuckle and love God at the same time.

I think most people don't like going to church, which is why we see Homer Simpson snoring his way through it every Sunday morning. The internet is the way forward and it could also be the church's way. There could also be a forum where people can post their experiences of not being molested by Catholic priests, so the public can see there's more than one colour to a rubik's cube.*

Cheerily,
Karene
* I have never been molested by a Catholic priest since I have never met one. I could kick off the forum, if you like.
  Monday, July 26, 2010 by Karene Arundell
  My Assessment...
  I somehow allowed myself to get sucked into reading the barrage of comments (drivel) on this blog and feel the need to contribute. Seriously, mother earth is made up of far too many spastic & uneducated "knobkerries" who have somehow managed to figure out how to spread their mental deficiencies via the internet. Incidentally, a “knobkerrie” has been used as an insult here, but is actually a weapon used by the “Khoi San” people of Southern/Eastern Africa. I like to think of it as the perfect device for beating idiotic people (like 95% of those who posted comments above). Failing that, an alternative would be to dig a big hole...have you all thrown into the hole...and then let cool and clever people (like David, Scott and me) to take turns at throwing rocks at your empty heads whilst laughing like Jabba the Hut's screeching little monkey sidekick. Furthermore, it is clear that most of you live on the doll and spend majority of your free time living through other people since you’re too doff (dumb) to contribute to society. I.e. these are the very same people that usually idolize retards like Paris “It’s not my purse” Hilton. “Ooooh…Paris….I can’t believe they arrested you again. I know you’re innocent and that you would neva eva snort coke! Everyone just stop hating Paris pleaz…you’re all just jealous. I love you Paris…will you be my Facebook friend?”. A big fat DOHHH! Also the same type of people who watch WWE religiously and claim that it’s all for real…like seriously dude…did you see what Undertaker did to Big Show the other day! Like hectic man! Anyway, back to the topic. So DT writes funny stuff which is probably mostly fictitious. I personally enjoy silly things like references to “He-Man”, but most of you probably don’t even know who He-Man is or what he stands for in the great scheme of things. Sigh…may Skeletor eat your children you pagans! Oh and as unpopular as Scott is in your eyes….he’s way more famous than any of you will ever be, so what does that say about you? Ha ha – in your face! At least he makes the effort to write about something he believes in as opposed to just making stupid anger-fuelled comments like I am doing right now!!!! YESSS…I’m watching you!!! Bye! *smiley/cheeky face*
  Wednesday, September 01, 2010 by Julian
  case and point
  An earlier poster said it seemed the traffic you get can be contributed to interest in DT. I was looking up information on DT's book and was directed to this site.

You're free to hate David, and we're free to find your hate misdirected, or at least, silly. Intellegence, you may have. Wit, you lack.
  Wednesday, September 01, 2010 by Dicklock
  Fuck you
  What the fuck do you care if he made up those pictures?? Its still funny, unlike you, ducklock.
  Tuesday, September 21, 2010 by Your an idiot
  Fuck fuck everywhere and not a drop to drink
  @Your an idiot: Truly one of the better-played insults I`ve seen to date.

@Julian: Um, thanks for the Skeletor reference!

@Karene: I found your rant most interesting of all, as it had nothing to do with anything. I know my font is "troublestone" (heh, sorry), but it seemed to piss off graphic designers so that was good.

However it was not meant to be church-like at all. Though if you must take it that way, assume that it`s an upside-down cross and I wish everyone dead. That would be more pleasing to me.
  Tuesday, September 21, 2010 by scott
  time zones
  As David Thorne is in the USA and has been since May 2010, I hardly think he would care about the local times in Australia. Do your research fatboy.
You base all of your investigations on wank. And this is the newest update on your site? Lol. pathetic. has your wife left you yet?
  Wednesday, September 22, 2010 by Hayley
  trk
  The only person who doesnt realize that every one realizes that trk is scott talking to himself, is scott. Wife left you yet scott?
  Wednesday, September 22, 2010 by Hayley
  lulz
  I doubt anyone cares you ugly poor excuse for a writer. Thornes writing is amazing and brings a lot of laughter and joy to people. Your writing is solely based on being jealous and isnt even very well written or clever in any way. Transparently jealous and embarrassing so. I feel sorry for you.

Actually I retract the "I doubt" as cubestat statistics show Thornes website gets 175,000 hits per day. It showS yours gets 17. LULZ.

Get a life. You are embarrassing yourself.
  Wednesday, September 22, 2010 by Keith
  The Return of Hayley
  @Hayley! So glad to have you back! I was worried when you'd last said "Dear Scott, This is the last time I will be visiting your site as: [..]".

Oh, I'm terribly sorry that I'm not keeping my nose so far up Mr. Thorne's ass as are you. It's true, I did not Google "Mr. Thorne's current location in the world" before updating this article. What a pity, I'm sure that would have worked incredibly well. I won't be retracting that part of my article either, as I have no reason to believe you. After all, a journalist requires confirmation of a story, not just the word of a woman on her menses.

Need I remind you that my original investigation has borne fruit, not wank-juice? Yes.

Finally, I am not trk. I already have a Mintred T-shirt, and so I'm in no need of a new one.

@Keith: You might want to throw some apostrophes in your own post before criticizing someone's writing. (Or, apostrophe's, as you may like).

I know exactly how many "hits" my site gets, and Cubestat's numbers are probably accurate within 20%.

Hey, I'll tell you what: You make a site, post a few articles, then don't update it for over a year because you have better things to do. If, after all that, you have more "hits" (although it's probably page views or visitors) than I, I will send you a monumental Mintred T-shirt with the added slogan "I, Keith, Have Obtained More Hits as Per Cubestat than [MINTRED LOGO] has Obtained, Even Though the Correct Metric is Likely Visitors or Page Views. Also, My Writing is Better Although I have not Yet Mastered the Use of Apostrophe's nor CapitalizAtion."

I may put that last sentence on the back of the shirt in case I run out of room.
  Wednesday, September 22, 2010 by scott
 
  I think I am laughing at this site more than with it. David Thorne=Genuine wit. You=delusional ramblings.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Victoria
  gosh
  i jus read the emails exchanges on david's site and seriously, get a life.

btw, ur site is rather boring..
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by dee
 
  You obviously have a strange and unnatural obsession with David Thorne. I have read your website and have come to the realization that you are madly in love with David and you are too scared to admit your feelings for fear of rejection.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by
 
  I have read your website and it is obviously that your a foggot.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by George
  Relative merit
  You:David Thorne::Larry Storch:Sir Laurence Olivier
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by John Henry (www.lowgenius.net)
  Really?
  I think your obsession is very unbecoming. If you really believe everything you say about being superior in both mind and design skills, why would you go so far out of your way to try and make other people believe it? That's a pretty sad existence.

Let it go. Do whatever it was you were doing before if it was working out so well for you.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Pete
  Wow.
  You need professional help. You have some sort of extremely unhealthy obsession with David. Seriously, you sat there combing over his web site until you noticed the freakin TIME STAMP on an email seemed off?? Who even notices that??? GET A HOBBY!

And by "hobby" I DON'T mean writing. I've read through the exchanges posted by both yourself and David on your respective blogs and it's really pathetic. His responses to you are hilarious, as is most of the stuff on his site. Yours are just sad. Everything you write seems to be an attempt to replicate his style of sarcastic humor. But it just doesn't work. You don't have that natural wittiness.

I'm not trying to stick up for David (looks like there's plenty of people doing that already). I'm saying you have a serious mental problem and you need to get it straightened out.

Seriously dude, they have drugs for people like you.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by seriouslydude
  Pathetic
  Dude, you are totally lame. Picking on David might be your only chance to ever get trafic to this site. Even if some of his content would be fake it at least is funny. No hard feeling - just my opinion.

  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Emsi
  Wow
  I am amazed that you make derogatory comments regarding the layout and content on www.27bslash6.com. I can quite safely say that I have rarely seen a more dull or worse designed site than this. Also why does this site not have a home button embedded into the logo? Very poor design!
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Anon
 
  You know, for someone who has clearly "dropped interest" in David Thorne... you sure have a lot material on here regarding him. It seems a bit obsessive. And by a bit, I mean a lot. You strike me as the type of person to through Times magazine and cut out the eyes of all the people more successful than you. And pertaining to your "superior intellect," just because your mother says you're smart when she brings cookies down to the basement, doesn't make it so. If you were so intelligent, you would see that your material is bland- at its most exciting. I hear they use it for torture in Iraq.

P.S. This beige color is fucking hideous.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Grady Richards
  An Asshole
  and a cock juggling thunder-cunt.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by You Are
  I really wanted this site to not suck.
  I really, really did. I was like, "Oh, a David Thorne rival? He might be funny. Surely I can use his site to pass the time at work." Wrong. Dead fucking wrong. I was so bored I nearly gauged my eyes out. Even if David's site does contain some fake content, who the hell cares? I'd rather read about unicorns and bigfoot fucking wookies than this bullshit.

Also, I totally dig that you have a "Popular" section. As if anything on here is popular. That was probably the funniest part of this website "lolcats5000". Fucking prick.

Long live David Thorne.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Dissapointed
 
  You are a foggot.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Meaghan
  Mintred
  This is less of a website and more of a fansite, albeit a jealous, spiteful fansite. If you were a fourteen year old goth girl and David Thorne was The Cure, this website would make more sense.

  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Mark
  Good job
  No, wait, I meant lame. Sorry about that.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Marie
  Mintred.com is garbage
  No talent ass clown. This website sucks monkey balls.

My 5 year old nephew can create a better looking website than this pile of horse excrement.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by No Name required
  Sad
  Have you really nothing better to do?
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Scott Johnson
  Questions within questions upon sarcasm wrapped in lost dignity.
  This whole thing seems preposterous, but then again this is the internet where the worst ideas come to life.

I must admit, this whole situation seems harder to resolve than one where an asthmatic is trapped on a sinking ship with nothing but a blow-up life-raft. I look forward to seeing something more come out of this (on 27bslash6 that is).
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Nistal
  Wow
  Lets face it dude, David Thorne has just made you famous. Congrats

Famous for all the wrong reasons though, you're now an internationally renowned bell end

I'd say that probably your best option is suicide
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Chuff
  Wow, just wow.
  "Although encouragement, rather than reprimand, may be the key to persuading a slow child to stop defecating in the bath, there eventually comes a time when you just pull the plug and slap him."
David Thorne.

This is why David Thorne is known as a gifted writer and comic genius. Give it up Scott, you are not very bright and not at all funny. Your website is actually just kind of embarrassing and sad.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Skye
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  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by BEIGE
  BEIGE
  BEIGE AND FUCKING UGLY. MUCH LIKE YOURSELF YOU FAT UGLY BALDING BEIGE CUNT.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by BEIGE
  Wow
  I'm going to go ahead & assume you jack off every night while thinking of scenarios where you would actually come off as funnier than David Thorne. Keep at it, sport. That's what fantasies are for!
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Snore....
  re: I have read your website and it is obviously that your a foggot.
  I have read your website and it is obviously that your a foggot.
And Priceless coral sucks ass
and you are fat
regards
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by someguy
  You suck.
  You suck. I'm not visiting your site anymore.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by trk
  Mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence
  I had to laugh. Not at how right you are, but how obviously idiotic you are. Did your mother drop you as a child? Correction: did she throw you onto the floor like she was spiking a football after a touchdown? I read both his article and yours and have come to one, easily clear conclusion: you have no clue what you're talking about and are too stuck-up to realize it. You're working under the idiotic assumption that accuracy is vital to his site; proof you either never actually read it or are in serious need of in-depth psychotherapy. Accuracy? Who gives a shit? It's comedy; accuracy is the first thing thrown to the meat-grinder. And guess what? Barely anyone gives a rat's shit about your jealousy-fueled "beige" site. I'll be forgetting it even exists in about.. oh, 15 seconds.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by AthenRahl
  Beige
  David sent me. This website is sweet fucking beige.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Beige
  Nice diagram dickhead
  Your diagram looks awfully familiar to the ones that David constructs with less relevant and funny material. I only stumbled upon your website because of 27slashb and the second link I clicked was you apologizing for fake battlestar galactica tongs. Although I appreciate your enthusiasm for food accessories and battlestar galactica themed items I feel it is my duty to suggest you hang yourself.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by atmosphere28@gmail.com
  your dumb
  and you have way too much time on your hands. get a life and quite ragging on peoples websites your jealous of! I for one love him and his site. and his post about you is way funnier then your stupid comments about him.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by davidlover
  Beige
  Priceless coral.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Steve
  this site
  wow this site sucks. who the hell makes a site attempting to be funny and intelligent, and then paints it the color of foreskin? i for one will never ever enter this site again, and only did because of clicking the link David Thorne left on his page. you should be thanking him, i bet your traffic has increased 100 fold, if only for a few days.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by andrew
  Explain?
  I have several issues and questions to ask you sir.

What is your vendetta against David Thorne? I understand you think that the man is fabricating his stories on his website and such, and that you think he somehow is intellectually beneath you... But why? What is it to you whether the man is exaggerating a story, or completely fictionalising one...

He is funny. Regardless of the validity of his stories. You are not. As painful as it may sound, your constant, well, intermittent attacks at the quality, truthfulness and intellectuality of David's site is rather sad.

Furthermore, your assuming that the people who read his sight are also beneath you is rather insulting, as I believe that I, like David and his followers, are rather intelligent. I know for a fact I can multiply up to my 12 times table in my head without a calculator. I can also read full novels without pictures. I pride myself on these abilities.

Also, why do you keep visiting/emailing the man if you do not like what he has to say? There is no reason in contacting him other than to acquire a time-travel-device blueprint, which I have heard he can offer free of charge!

if I had a time-travel device I would go back in time and warn you of your imminent embarrassment surrounding David Thorne. Then I would go find myself, and answer the age old question of "Is having sex with yourself masturbation or homosexual?" it is a question that nags be daily. I think I'll email David ASAP for those time-travel-device blueprints, I am eager for the aforementioned events to take place.

See you in the past.

Dylan.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Dylan Collis
  Whoa...you really have no idea do you?
  Hi,

You have no idea in:
a) Designing a website

This website is...how to put this nicely...Really crap. It took me at least 10 minutes to find a "comment on this" button, to which i found, amongst your beigeness of this stupidity of this website.
At least David's website you can navigate whilst blind drunk. (This is not to specify that I'm blind drunk...I'm just giving an instance)
Your website - its so hard to navigate. This means your website ISN'T user-friendly. No, this doesn't mean I'm stupid because i couldn't find anything because it's just so poorly put together, it's just because it's really shit. A person should be able to find there way through a website in under 10 seconds. Your website, it's all over the place.
So next time you go dissing someones website, at least have a look at your own material before you start before making your own situation worse. I swear...Myspace shits all over you, and i HATE myspace.

b) Why would you waste your time in trying to disprove David Thorne? Seriously. I pretty sure that he's material is legit...and you know what. Even if it wasn't legit, i think i'd still find a freaken hilarious...yes. It's people like you that keep me entertained. You realise this is comedy at its finest.
Not sure if you realised, but David is a Comedian. Just putting it out there.

Also...its 2:48am now. Does this mean this comment is not legit? Seriously Scott, you have issues. I'm quite certain that if you're trying to be funny about this dissing David, that you're doing the complete opposite and causing an upbrawl about how stupid you actually are. Are you the type of person that plays games all day, sitting on the dole, waiting for your next paycheck from the Government? Because if so, please stop it. Go do something useful, because i don't want to be attributing ANY of my money to your stupidity and go get a job. Friends maybe? Go gain a sense of humour.

Take it easy (quite certain you now how to do this)
Shona.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Shona
  Fish hooks and Thorne
  Please give Mr Thorne his hook back.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Lozza
  Idiocy
  Dear Scott,

You stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid,stupid, stupid, stupid,stupid, stupid, stupid,stupid, stupid, stupid,stupid, stupid, stupid dick.

Your infantile tirade against David has provided some rather compelling evidence that he does not, in fact, just make up all the email conversations he posts on 27bslash6. Unless of course you are actually a figment of his imagination and this whole site is simply an elaborate hoax. (In which case - David, congratulations, this is some of your finest work.)

Furthermore, I am highly skeptical regarding your self-proclaimed intellectual prowess, there is a proverb that goes something along the lines of - tell me what you brag about and I will tell you what you lack. I find it to be quite poignant in this situation and perfectly outlines the basis of my skepticism.

I have to say, I do not really understand your motives, but I will give it a go: I posit that you are a sad and lonely man who is really enjoying all the attention this little stunt has generated, in spite of the fact that we have all expressed our intense dislike of you. Still, as Oscar Wilde said, 'The only thing worse than being talked about, is not being talked about.'

I suggest you do yourself a favour and vanish. Ever heard the saying, 'you brought a knife to a gunfight'? Well, you sir, have arrived with a spoon.

love,

Euan

ps. Your site is beige. It will always be beige, no matter what vile colour you dream up as a background. I do hope the underlying meaning of this statement is not lost on you.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Euan
  Herp Derp
  I couldn't care less whether or not he's manufactured e-mails from you. You're not even remotely funny, nor are you interesting.

As the world is full of stupid, boring people, that wouldn't be notable except for the fact that you're also incredibly full of yourself.

Luckily for you, the world is also full of stupid, boring people who are incredibly full of themselves, and you should be able to find some friends to play with.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by SmarterThanYouByFar
  imagination
  Hi Scott,
I have often wondered whether David's site is for real or not, basically because i find it difficult to believe that anyone would bother to email him back so many times. Then i realised it doesn't really matter because i still find it hilarious whether it's real or not.
However Scott, this does leave you in a bit of a predicament...you see, i don't believe you exist. I think you're just a creation of David Thorne (like the girl with the pink hair on his blog), you're just part of his joke. So either you're real and he made an authentic and funny post (although admittedly not as funny as previous ones) or else you don't exist.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Simon
  You can't "invent" a color
  and even if you could, this website would still be beige.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Spence4216
 
  Dear Scott,
You are in fact, fat. I know because I am your ass and I can't tolerate the weight you've been putting me under for so long. If I have to smell the results of one more Saturday night spent alone at Taco Bell I think I might go mad. You wouldn't like me when I'm mad, it would itch and burn a lot.

So to recap - you are fat.

Cheers!
-Your Ass
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Scott's ass
  This has to be a joke
  theres no way you exist mintred. no way in hell.
thanks for making my morning a little more cheery tho, david. keep up the good work!

Also, yes. this is definitely beige. And terribly designed. even for a fake website. c'mon david you can do better.

  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Eric
  You need help
  God, you're obsessed with David Thorne. You should talk that out with a therapist.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Antonio González
 
  I think you fail to realize the level of satire he operates on. The so-called photoshopped pics really are photoshopped. He is trolling when he chats with these people, eliciting reactions out of people he baits in these online conversations. Oh wait, you are a victim of said baiting. Was it not obvious "pair of ducks" was a play on words for paradox? Also, your logic with the emails assumes people always send emails at a reasonable time. Your evidence is no more than just pure speculation and logical fallacies.

Besides, even if David's blog posted "fallacious" articles, who cares. He is not publishing a scholarly journal. He is out there to entertain and troll people for his own amusement. If I wanted to read about facts, I would go to the non-fiction section of a library.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by
  THIS SITE IS COMPLETE SHIT
  THIS IS THE DUMBEST WEBSITE I HAVE EVER BEEN TO I WANT 2 MIN OF MY LIFE BACK P.S. THE COLOR OF THIS WEB PAGE IS COMPLETE SHIT
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Will hates this site
  This bothers me
  Wow, this "blog" makes my eyes hurt. Your "blog" "bothers me". The background colour is shite personified and bears no relation to "coral". I have a coral coloured nail varnish, i like putting it on my nails, i would rather sick up an aids ridden cat than put this colour on my nails. 24b/6 is a: more professional looking and b: a hell of alot easier to read. Complete retardation is the only explanation for this site
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Swindy
  Legal Suite
  Scott, question. Is a legal suite similar to a penthouse suite? If so, may I be personally serviced by a lawyer while I am staying there? Would that be included in the cost of the legal suite or would I have to pay extra for those services rendered?
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Curious in California
 
  Whenever I write emails, my computer uses my time in the time stamp. Maybe the hick actually wrote his emails at the times posted in his own time zone. Either way, who says people can't write emails at those times you have used as evidence against David?

I'm not sayin, I'm just sayin...
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by
  You need help
  Seriously... Time to move out of your Mom's basement. David Thorne is a great guy. Don't you see how you are looking like an idiot with your obsessed pursuit of him? Just tel him that you love him, already...
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by A girl who won't date you
  You
  Not Funny
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Pseudo
  Beige website author
  Very boring, inarticulate meh...
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Bored person
  How petty are you??
  You know that anyone that was truly over an arguement they were having with someone wouldn't mention it again, right?? You on the other hand have written an entire article about how much you don't care about Thorne or his site. Jesus dude, use your head.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Bob
  thick cunt
  see above
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by
  Well done Sir
  I believe that the point has been missed. It does seem that the popularity of this page is in part due to the redirect from the popular 27b/6.
Well done Mr Thorne, well done.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Celsus
  Foggot
  Don't you think it's perhaps time to let this go? You won't win and it's becoming almost obsessive. Of course I do think it's funny to laugh at (you) but I almost feel bad for you... Almost.
You won't win.
Regards, The Internet.
P.S. In a ratio of David's fans to your fans I'd say it's about 6:4. On your website. How does this make you feel?
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Moozles
  Gay for Scott Mintred
  Hey Sailor. No one with that much passion could be straight. You must play for our team! I want you to treat me like the bitch I am. You are so tough and strong, the way you told of David Thorne. I'm rubbing one out just thinking of you.

Love
Carl
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Sailor Boy
  David Thorne- Master Of Trolling
  You're being trolled on a maximum level. The more "unknown secrets" about David's supposed "fake articles and emails" the harder you are getting trolled. I think it's God damn funny that you think it's serious.
And no, my name isn't really 'David Davidson' (I had to point this out because it would have gone over your head had I not). Fukken trolled.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by David Davidson
  This one, Gay he is...
  Scott Mintred, gay for David Thorne, he is.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Yoda
 
  You are both loser, but you are also fat.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Gianni
  change carrer
  Coral What?..
Pffffff!
Your website really sucks.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Alex
  Ugly ugly web site
  Nice Beige website. Everything about this site is so bad. Scooter...If this site was half way entertaining, I could let some of your rant against David Thorne go. But this site is truly terrible. I am totally serious. Buddy...fire your web designer. If I spend one more second on this site I will be ill.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Idiot for going to this site
  that you will never fuck.
  Priceless Coral... hahahahahaha... you are such a pansy tool.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by just another girl....
  Scot likes Cock
  He suuuuure does.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Gaydar
  Sorry dear
  The only reason i visit this pile of crap is because David Thorne told me to do it and by the way I'm waiting for the day you're moving from my house... I need your room for the cat
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Your Mom
  Equally Lame Facebook Page
  Note the lack of 'Friends'...

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001597628565&v=wall&ref=search
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by
  kudos to you?
  hahhaha! this is all absurd! you spend far too much time talking about someone you can't stand. if you're so funny, as you insist you are, then where's that humor at because i am still looking for it?

p.s. thanks for giving me another great story to read on David's page. much obliged!
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Boss
  aye-o!
  @Celsus: you nailed it :)

i'm going to go back in time and dress up as David's mom so this Scott guy will think he did the future justice [by stopping his birth]. alas, much like his website, he has not.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Boss
  question for Scott's mom
  is this spare room for Missy's missing cat, by chance?
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Boss
  FAIL
  Seriously, I've never seen anyone more butthurt than the author of this site.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by LOL
 
  Man. Come now. I'm not sure why you have such a thing for depreciating 27b/6. I mean, even if it is fake, it's still funny -- and, basically, most of your traffic is sent from David's website.

So, essentially what I'm saying is if you really have something against him, make yourself a better website (and this isn't referring to your personal concept of 'quality', but rather to the fans/hits/interest it accumulates).

And, I don't know this, but if the emails on 27b/6 are unedited, then you kind of come off as a jerk. I mean, what type of person just throws 'Well, I'm much more intelligent than you!' in someone's face over and over again? Intelligence has no real value on a website like his -- a humorous one? People laugh at stupider things. Additionally, for someone so intelligent, the idea of facetiousness seems to go right over your head.

Also, you throw in words that I imagine you think makes you sound smarter, and all it really accomplishes is giving you a fine glaze of pretension. And, you manage to switch it up on occasion by putting out jewels such as 'I'd go back in time and punch you in the back of your head.' Really? How did you degrade to that?

I leave you with this: 'Lolcats5000.' Lolcats are the tool of either twelve year old boys, or twenty three year old virgins. Besides, the addition serves to do nothing -- especially considering you were spouting your own merits, and your own level of intelligence, throughout the rest of the correspondence.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Nathalie, natg17@live.com
  How does this website know my name?
  I came mainly to browse the site and have a laugh at you for being humiliated by your own idiocy. However, I'm now faced with a more pressing matter: You seem to know my name. Should I be concerned?
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Dicklock
  olol
  I lol'd.

Then I thought you might be serious.

Then I lol'd.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Trololo
  All of the below negitivity combined.
  Dude, seriously?

I'm obviously biased as I found my way here via a link on 27bslash6.com, but do you seriously not have anything better to do with your time than be bitter towards the deserved success of a genuinely funny guy? You should aspire to be more like him rather than fail miserably in bringing him down. You are just making a joke of your own name. Everything you attempt to throw at him is countered with ease and you provide the stick with which he beats you.

I sure as hell do not need to stick up for Mr Thorne as he barely acknowleges you. I am more concerened about your own wellbeing. You are like one of the Scooby Doo villains. Every post you make revolves around "I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for that meddling David Thorne!"

I would like to suggest that you stop this pitiful excuse for a blog and go out and get laid. Or even use the internet more constructively. Hey, there's porn on here...
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Deano88
  Dear Scott
  Thank you for providing David with material to increase the success of his site. You're jealousy and immaturity is truly an asset his amazing talent.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by beige
  STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!!!
  Hey guys,

Please stop making fun of me. My mom is getting tired of consoling me every time one of you hurts my feelings. I can't help it if Mister Thorne is better than me. I also can't help it if I am a fat virgin who lives in his mothers basement.

No women will touch me and they laugh when I try to tell them about my 46th level Dwarf Paladin. He's really neat! I don't see what the problem is.

So guys, please stop! I just like to make this site to share my thoughts with the world. Sure, those thoughts are poorly written and show obvious signs of repressed homosexuality, but come on! I'm trying my best!

I've run out of tissues so I got to get my mom to go buy me some more.

Thanks guys,

-Scott

p.s I sure wish I had a dad.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Jagoff Fake Scott
  hmm.
  Someone's a bit bitter....
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by BEIGE
  You're delusional
  Seriously, you're either a more gifted actor that Tommy Wisseau or the most delusional human being in the world.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Carlos Alexandre
  Douche Bag McDoucherson
  Dear Douche Bag McDoucherson-

You're a douchebag. A princess coral colored douchebag. You site has receieved more traffic in the last 10 days from David's link to your gay page than it has ever received!

Think about it! You suck. You're not funny. And...yeah...fuck off
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Princess Coral=FAG
  Its the real Scott!!!!
  Hey guys,

Please stop making fun of me. My mom is getting tired of consoling me every time one of you hurts my feelings. I can't help it if Mister Thorne is better than me. I also can't help it if I am a fat virgin who lives in his mothers basement.

No women will touch me and they laugh when I try to tell them about my 46th level Dwarf Paladin. He's really neat! I don't see what the problem is.

So guys, please stop! I just like to make this site to share my thoughts with the world. Sure, those thoughts are poorly written and show obvious signs of repressed homosexuality, but come on! I'm trying my best!

I've run out of tissues so I got to get my mom to go buy me some more.

Thanks guys,

-Scott

p.s I sure wish I had a dad.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by The Real Scott
  ...lame
  You know I am only here because of David's site. Judging by your terrible site I'm guessing that one plug on Davids site has given you a landslide of traffic here. Congrats? Anyway to the real point.

Get a sense of humor since you've already failed completely at having a life. Or a successfull blog for that matter.

If you can't be taken seriously you might as well be funny. People like funny.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by You bother me
 
  You sound like one of those guys that walks in to a Walmart and uses as many big and unnecessary words as he can to try and wow everyone with his knowledge and superior intellect. At the end of the day though, you still aren't liked.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by 8==D
  Really?
  Perhaps you should focus less on trying to scare people (Seriously? Threatening legal action because someone posted correspondence with you?) and more on... not sucking at humor.

Just a thought.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Yar.
  Dicklock...really?
  lolololololololololololololol. Try spending your time coming up with original content instead of proving someone else's is false. The world would be nicer without you in it. That being said, I am going to construct a time machine and go back in time to convince your mother to never have you.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Kobiyashi
  you got PWNED
  beeeatch!
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by TheTruth
  AHAHAHAHA
  You fat, ugly, stupid cocksicle. Go die in a fire.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Telanis
  Oh dear
  Your site looks 10 years old, how can you say that David Thorne's has bad design? I design websites professionally, and your site is definitely NOT easy to use, where his is easy to follow and logical, not to mention modern. And I honestly cannot understand your reasoning for hating the man so much. Although, after your little back and forth, I'm sure you now have a few reasons...
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Jason
  No Subject
  I have read your website and it is obviously that your a foggot.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by George Lewis
 
  Nice beige website. It looks akin to what I imagine your primary diet is.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by dickwolf
  Analysis
  Your site:
Beige. Unfunny. Sad.
You:
Beige. Unfunny. Sad.
And rude. You alienate people. I didn't know of your existence until about 15 minutes ago, and I now don't like you. That's OK though, I'll have forgotten all about you in another 15 minutes.
And you are a bit pompous, really. I mean, full of yourself, aren't you? You come across as quite a bitter little man.
Don't bother replying, I'm outa here and won't be back. You bore me.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Just some guy
 
  "[Y]ou have no frame of reference here, Donny. You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie..."
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Chuwero
 
  take your "priceless coral" design and shove it up your ass
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by lol
  Blanket of Security System Administrative Alert
  MOVE AWAY FROM THE PETTY CASH TIN!
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Shannon
 
  You are a foggot.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Mintblue
  derp
  You must not read much of David Thorne's stuff since you got trolled rather easily toward the end of that email exchange about the time machine. I can only imagine you sitting around getting flustered at the impracticality of FTL wheels and the nonsensical pair-of-ducks, and subsequently making yourself look like a fool for believing David was serious in the first place.

Also, your arguments sound more like a child than a person with a developed brain, no matter how small. Saying something that amounts to little more than "I already said infinity times infinity" and then throwing in a french phrase you found on Google is not exactly the best support for your 'superior intellect', is it?

Anyway, I'm glad you're pathetic enough to pick apart the timestamps in David's emails and then try to tell him they're fake. It made for a good laugh.

PS. If you actually believe you 'invented' a color, maybe you could have come up with a less-stupid name. Priceless Coral. WTF is that?
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by JohnOrrIsAnArsonist
  Lol
  David Thorne > whoever the fuck you are

QQ moar
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Fagtred
 
  I think everyone's made it clear that we don't give a fuck whether all David Thorne's articles are real or not. They're entertaining, something that cannot be said about anything on this site. How does it make you feel that about 99% of your website hits are solely because of the little mention of you on 27b/6?

Also, on a sidenote, you're chunky.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Amy
  Good Job
  two comments:
1. You aren't funny, your website isn't funny.
2. You look obsessed, by something that doesn't even make a difference. Which is really really sad.

Finally, if you could do me a favor and ban my ip from your website so I never have the misfortune of happening upon it again.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by You're a sad man
 
  8 months huh? seems to me it's still a bug in your ass. You should really take the good bad peice off, I dont think your ego get disolve past non-existant. Just a small note, comedy isn't about facts, is about exicution, kinda like a guillotine, it serves no purpose unless the punch line is apparent and noticable. I think I had a pet squirrel with three testicals that was funnier than anything I skimmed over on this sight, and beige....c'mon man.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by 3 testicaled squirrel
 
  I'm entirely confident the only reason you get any traffic at all on this fucking horrific site is because Mr. Thorne pointed folks in your direction. You might want to send him a cheque or at least say thanks for giving you a bit of publicity. Shame that the content only validates his point that you are a sad little man with no talent and the comedic stylings of a festering sore.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by You bother me
 
  Oh you colonials are so amusing to watch. This week - the angry parson vs. the cheeky thief.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Brit
 
  Priceless Coral is way better than David Thorne!
Thank you Scottie :)))))))))))))
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by trk
  Truth, Fiction, Intellect and Color
  Regardless of how much of David Thorne's site is true, his site is still much more entertaining, funnier, and better designed than yours.

Good design is about more than readability and great content. Even if those were the only two factors involved in creating good design, you would still fail as your content could hardly be considered "great".

I have yet to read anything on your site that actually makes me laugh. Your "great" content does very little to hold my interest, you try too hard to bring humor into your writing, and your incessant chasing of Mr. Thorne does nothing to make your content more interesting.

Your repeated attempts to prove your high intellect only serve to make you look less intelligent. For example, you apparently failed to recognize Mr. Thorne's obvious play-on-words (pair of ducks) and became irate enough about it to correct him. This would imply that you assumed his continued use of "pair of ducks" instead of "paradox" was out of ignorance, rather than intentional. Therefore, pointing out his "ignorance" in order to prove your "intelligence" actually backfired on you.

Secondly, your plan to go back in time to 1998 and register google.com would fail as that domain name was initially registered on 9/15/1997. Regardless, since Google didn't start out with billions you would likely not have become rich simply by registering that domain before it was used by their company. The likely result is that Google would have either used a different name or you may have been lucky enough to have been approached by someone representing an anonymous client who wished to purchase the domain from you for no more than a few thousand dollars.

I could go on, picking apart your attempts at humor and intelligence, though it would only serve to waste my time and wouldn't really bring me any gain. Why did I bother posting a comment in the first place? I simply wanted to state the above and to add a comment that wasn't made by Mr. Thorne.

Oh, and I also wanted to say that you've "invented" a very acceptable stand-in for beige. That oh-so-subtle use of a one-digit shift in the blue channel creates a striping effect that is nearly undetectable and certainly unnecessary. Priceless indeed.

Come to think of it, your site is so pointless and ill-crafted, I wouldn't be surprised if it's actually a creation by David Thorne planted to expand the content of his own site and provide an avenue for continued updates of the "Mintred Saga".
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Unimpressed
  why!?
  Why have you not killed yourself?
I'm just curious, no one reads your shit unless they specifically want to insult you.

...and what the hell kind of name is Scott? really...
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Dicklock
  Tard
  Haha, you clearly have a learning disability.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by MrSlippyfist
  'dicklock' is perhaps the most banal, asinine insult ever, but i digress.
  it doesn't even matter whether those commenting here are fans of 27b/6 or not: your site is the definition of 'boring'; your demeanour reeks of an approval-seeker; and your fixation with Mr Thorne is, at best, creepy & juvenile.

the most entertaining part is the comment section (and by this, i certainly mean to exclude 'trk', 'mrm0nk3y', & your other iterations).

whilst there are surely people out there who make it a point to cheer on the clearly unfavourable candidate, it seems you can't even generate that much.

if you're going to support yourself by pretending to be someone else, at least try a bit harder to change the writing style. one's nuances of writing don't solely consist of spelling errors and number-letter substitutions. (here's a hint: focus on vocabulary and sentence structure.)


one final item: it's evident that Mr Thorne is a prankster of sorts, and he doesn't attempt to conceal it; you, however, try to present yourself as something you're obviously not - yet you're the only one that doesn't see how translucent your masque is.

Leave a Comment, Pot.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by pyroclasticlux
  I can't believe it!!!
  You know the craziest thing about the whole debacle? Your ridiculously inflated opinion of yourself. You are a terrible writer. You drivel on as though every word you say is genius and so you must fill every page with as many extraneous words as possible. It's so damn boring.
Congratulations on all the extra hits on your site though; I'm sure that'll pay your Suicide Girls subscription for another month. Enjoy it while it lasts.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by welcometomyparlour
  Sad
  You aren't funny.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by John
  Sweet Lord
  The only amusing bits of this page are the comments and what David wrote. Am I the only one who pictures the comic book guy from The Simpsons while reading this crap?
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Wow
  Suck my tits
  I want you to go fuck yourself and die
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Your mom
  These comments are the best part of your site...
  Dude seriously, screw the content of your site. David has done you a favor bcuz these comments are much funnier than anything you have put on your site to date. You should thank him for getting you so much traffic and making your site that much better.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by LMAO
  Loser
  You seriously need to get a life...
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Winner
  I am concerned for your life
  I feel that if you do not disable the 'comment' feature on your website, you will become so thoroughly inundated with hateful messages that you may actually be driven to take your own life.

Please do not disable the 'comment' feature on your website.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by David
  You are foggot
  You are foggot
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by grk
  Troll
  I assume you are just some troll that does all this to get responses from people. If not you are a very sad individual. Not because your site revolves solely around informing people about someone lying on the internet but because of the fact thay you immediately think you are better than everyone else. Your replies to others comments just reinforces the view that you are a jealous self centered and very very naive person. I hope that you are a troll and that i have just been wasting my time.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Brett
 
  You guys are all right. David Thorne is obviously quite superior to me. I apologize for the things I've said about him, and would like to make amends. At this moment I am constructing a time machine to take me back before I ever wrote a email to David, instructing myself to instead, take up a new hobby. Perhaps I'll start knitting. The stray cats in my neighborhood might like some booties and sweaters, as winter is fast approaching.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Fake Scott #453
  Interesting
  This is GHEY
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by FOGGOT
  :D
  You are the biggest wankjob, in the world, ever.
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by D:
  Wow. Your website sucks.
  You truly are a sad, strange little man. I was urged by a friend to visit your website, and you can rest assured that I will never trust that friend's advice on anything ever again, as his taste is obviously so terrible it is beyond my, or anyone else's, capability to express in words.

This website is one of the most painfully unfunny things I have ever had the distinct misfortune of reading. I've honestly never seen a more boring or uninteresting pile of garbage in my entire life, which is really saying something, considering some of the tripe I've come across over the past few years as I delved deeper into what the internet has to offer. I very badly wish that I could get back the hour or so of my time I have just spent desperately trying to find something, ANYTHING, funny or interesting on your site, only to find myself failing more and more miserably at this task as time went on, before I finally gave up and wrote you and your site off as hopeless and worthless.

You should just give up before you embarrass yourself further. We're not laughing with you, Scott, we're laughing *at* you, because it's either a laugh or cry type of situation when one witnesses something as pitiful and completely worthless as you and your website.
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by Embarrassed for you
  Site Audit
  I have audited your site and I have found that there s too much beige. Please cease and desist.

Yours Truely
Internet Beige Patrol
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by Beige Patrol
  Cease and Desist
  This is my third attempt to contact you. If I am ignored again, we will have to settle this matter in court.

Not only have you have violated my client's trademark of his color, "Exotic Beige", you have claimed to have invented it under the name "Priceless Coral".

I demand that you immediately remove "Exotic Beige" from your website, and compensate my client with 90% of all revenue generated from this website by September 30th, 2010.

It would be in your best interest to not ignore me again.

  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by Thaddeus Pepper
  Trolls trolling trolls?
  I weep for you, Mr. Mintred. It can't be easy to experience a social schism so innate that the provocation of hatred and ridicule becomes your only human interaction (aside from your alleged wife).

I would suspect that you're an advanced troll, but your inexpert and frankly embarrassing deployment of such phrases as 'LOLCATS5000' would lead me to believe otherwise.

Good luck with your diagnosis of Asperger's in the future.
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by Georgie
  Beige
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  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by Sean
  Aside from your website obviously being beige
  It bothers me.
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by Sean Donahue
  Congratulations
  Dear Mr. Mintred,

Your groundbreaking revelation that some websites use stock images is a piece of truly inspiring journalism. As such, I wish to inform you that you have been shortlisted in the 2011 Pulitzer Prize.

I would like to extend my personal congratulations to you for refusing to include not only stock images on your site; but also a professional layout, humour and colours other than beige.

Regards,
Anders Gyllenhaal
Chair
Pulitzer Board
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by Pulitzer Board
  Pure genious.
  Holy fuck this was painful. Your attempt at humor makes me want to vomit with dissappointment. I would rather pour gasoline over rusted barbed wire, set it ablaze and hang myself with it than read another word of this pathetic excuse for comedic material.

  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by "Dicklock"
  Does it really
  Does it really matter if his site is real or fake? I read it for the laughs not for legitimacy. I honestly think you are spending way too much time trying to prove something that may or may not be there. Just let him do his thing and you do yours.
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by
  Erm.
  Hotmail consistently adds 'Re:' to e-mails/reply's.
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by Utaddict
  Sad
  Mintred you are so pathetic. You made such a fool of yourself in your correspondence with 27bslash6. You should crawl into a hole you inbred hick. 27bslash6 is the funniest shit ever, and Thorne is so clearly of higher intellect than you. Embarrassing.
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by oliolioo
  Nice design work!
  Dude! Your awesome coral bullshit totally reminds me of geocities design skills from like 1994! good job with the ironic suckiness that we all grew up with...really...you are fucking awesome...i'm totally not being sarcastic...i swear. also, you're not fat at all.
PS, can we have sex?
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by Crunch
  Into pain much?
  David OWNS you! Why bother with all this, surely you have something better to do with your life...obviously not by the look of it.
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by Happy not to be you
 
  I don't usually tell anyone this, but you should consider killing yourself.

Kind Regards

Karl
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by Karl
  just my thoughts
  I hate you and hope your dog dies
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by predator69
  PINKY BUTTOCK COLOUR
  I FINK YOUR FLABBY TITS ARE THIS COLOUR

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  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by CLITLOCK
  I clicked here from David's web page
 
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by Marko
  Failure
  You have failed. On the internet, failure usually goes unnoticed, but you have become one of the most eminent fails out there and you're still going. At least you have "Fantasy Coral" or whatever to fall back on for a pension, eh ?
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by Obvious Pseudonym
 
  I PAINTED MY POGS PRICELESS CORAL.
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by e.j
  Wow
  You are really off the hook dude. Try being funny or relevant. You aren't really either at this point.
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by Keith
  You
  OK, some of the comments here are a little strong - I don't want you or your cat (or was it dog?) to die (prematurely).

But, seriously, you think all these commentators are David's inner circle of 3 friends? Sometimes one needs to take a step back and wonder why everyone else's opinion is completely at odds with your own. Could it be because they're all right, and you're wrong?

Your website isn't funny, it's design is very 90s and your bizarre obsession with David Thorne is just sad.
Give it up - go write about something you have an interest or passion in, rather than an obsession.
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by Me
  It's your move.
  Perhaps I'm the only one noticing this here, but it's amusing how you try to present yourself as more intelligent and respectable than David Thorne, and then respond to negative comments with comments of feces and porn stars. From what I've read, you've made two strong cases about articles written on David's site, and are using that as proof that his entire site is a fabrication. While it's entirely possible that he has exaggerated and paraphrased different parts, the chances of the entire site being a hoax, given the amount of material, seems highly unlikely.

Now, I have a challenge for you. I've kept my comment very clean and respectful, and I expect you to do the same. Show that you're more intelligent than the responses you've made so far. Because if you try to counter this with juvenile wit, or simply ignore it all together, you're just further proving my point.
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by RationalThought
  haha
  i don't really think anyone expects his site to be 100% accurate, and if you do you have to be kind of dumb anyway, it really isn't a big deal, you should really just let it go and do something more productive
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by dude
 
  I feel like I don't know you anymore..
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by trk
 
  RAL 1001, Beige
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by
  Dicklock
  You are a cock.
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by Dicklock
  dude
  Dude - you're a complete loser. Get your mom to give you another blowjob and learn to relax
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by madivan
  Shut up you knob
  Fuck you. That is all. :)
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by Ch
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  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by M00Bs
  You have the worst website ever.
  This site has to be a joke. HAS TO BE!

It isn't even remotely "interesting".
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by Scott Farted
  lol
  haha You are an angry little man.
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by lolparty
  What a funny site
  Seriously. Your site is a funny as children dying of cancer.
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by TDK
  your site looks like you designed it from your geocities page
  I would love to help you out with your site...as it seems that the background colour is the exact colour of the litter that they use in grade school to clean up puke. What exactly is this colour anyway?
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by butthurt
  The truth is best when simply stated
  You're fat and not funny.
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by God
  Your website is bad and you should feel bad
  The sole purpose of a website such as David's is to provide entertainment. While your website attempts to do the same, it fails to do so. It really looks like an extreme case of jealousy.

On a similar note, since you're so intent on proving a means of entertainment is fake, why don't you use your internet detecting skills to see if the movie Avatar is fake? I hear it provides some entertainment, and looks totally real at the same time.
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by John Smith
  You're an arse
  You're an arse
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by You're an arse
  Have you ever noticed how beautiful a baby's smile is?
  I have two buckets, green and blue.
On tuesdays a nurse comes and cleans my poo.
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by Barry
  you are a douche hole
  David Thorne wins. You lose, esp b/c you are too boring and stupid to realize that. Eat your hat.
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by fake
  Priceless Coral
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  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by Priceless Coral
  Does it depress you?
  Does it depress you that David Thorne's site is extremely popular, that he has invoked worldwide press coverage (I read the story of his Spider drawing in a British newspaper. I am British), and that your site has been overrun with comments by people defending him? A lot of the comments read say they don't care if the articles are fake, they don't care if they are fabricated. At the end of the day they make people laugh! Laughter, they say is the best medicine, and you sir seem to believe that the world needs to be shown of Thorne's deception. What would you gain from this personally? A sense of self worth? A heightened sense of being? The answer is nothing. Now you have actually commented that you find Thorne's stuff funny, so I don't get why you need to show people that it's fake. There's just no point in it. You'd be better off just shutting down this site. Or changing the layout. The grey beige colour that you call 'priceless coral' is depressing. It's like staring into purgatory. I've seen more interesting shades of puce. As the subheading of your site says 'This Bothers Me'.

P.S. Also, could you try writing something interesting, or at least intellectually stimulating. You have yourself down as an intelligent man but the website doesn't show it.

Yours

Jon

  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by Jon
  Cretin Ahoy!
  I'd rather gargle spiders than read any more of the inane bullshit you keep posting here. You should thank David for giving you a modicum of traffic to this easily overlooked site; I only ended up in this dump by the link he posted.

You claim to have a wife. Maybe she can put an end to your obsession with a man who lives on the opposite side of the Earth and has absolutely zero physical impact on your life.

Also, colors in Hexcode can only go from 000000 to FFFFFF so to claim you invented this fugly color is pretty arrogant of you. What you did is give a name to something that was already there that no one cared about--kind of like if I named you Dickteeth.
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by The Doctor
  Priceless!
  Your emails to David are priceless, they remind me of the cards I wrote to Santa as a child. I am really looking forward to the legal suite you are promising!
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by ToXic
  Clearly asspained
  Need some bandages for that butthurt, Scott?
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by Burt Hutt
  Thank you for your work
  It's great to know there are people like you in this world doing the detective work that others have taken for granted. If only others would take the creative and journalistic freedoms of comedians more seriously, we could rid the world of these frauds.

There must be some sort of medal you qualify for.

Sincerely,

Fellow defender of Internet seriousness.
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by Christopher Dicklock
  Scotty Scotty Scotty. Beam Me Up, Bitch.
  What honestly made you believe you're better than David Thorne? firstly Chuck Norris fears emailing David Thorne and you should appreciate you survived.

Also a few pointless points you made and seemed to cling onto as though it was your silver bullet in your revolver (and blatantly your last one) but you mentioned how your website is so much better than his, yet I TRIED to read your material and found it droll and pretentious just like the colour beige which is the terribly disgusting colour of middle class, retired gentlemen's trousers (who wet themselves) which I imagine you will when your dwarf finally excels level 46.

I'm seventeen created a better website than you on adobe flash last year for a school project. Unlike you who decided to create a website that has no purpose at all other than to document your obvious jealousy of David Thorne for some degree of self accomplishment.

I'm wittier than you too, but I am also English and its part of our general attitude and culture to be sarcastic and find joy in victimising imbeciles such as yourself (I noticed you used the word repeatedly during your debate about your baron website - other than the David Thorne fans also writing to make you look like MORE of a cock).

If you are English, you are the exception and your national insurance number as well as birth certificate have been revoked.
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by Lee Whitaker
  Why is everything beige?
  At least you could pick a better colour, your site looks like a 1999 Toyota Corolla. Also, good job on organization, it's certainly easy to find everything.
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by Dave
  tcejbus
  You're site is nothing but a David Thorne cock sucking fan page. It's OK. Just make life easier for yourself and embrace your love for him now. Great idea: Utilize your big canvas of a body and permanently instill a collage of his face? DT+Imbecile 4 lyfe
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by eman
  Beige
  How can someone with a website that is so beige in colour, and in design, criticise others? Your content is lacking, you're not funny and 5 year olds could probably design a more visually friendly site.

I can understand why you feel so bitter and jealous.
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by Vintage83
  What's up?
  Dude, seems like we haven't hung out in ages.

Give me a call when you get a chance,
Brian
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by Brian Peppers
  your website sucks
  But you probably already know that since this article is over -1100.
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by Rick
  You say Priceless Coral, I say
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  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by Sean Donahue
  Idiots
  LOLCATS, you guys are obviously far less intelligent than me and therefore can not beat me in an argument. Your efforts are useless you lemmings.
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by Fake Scott Mintred #462
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  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by Sal
  This also bothers me.
  Next time, it'd be a good idea to get all the facts before you accuse someone of lying.

In terms of design, 27/b kicks yours to the kerb. I don't see how you can possibly think yours is better. Yours is a plain background with a generic looking layout.

Though simplicity is nice, yours is certainly not something you should compare with others. Better layouts have been made by high school students. Is this what you designed back then?

Perhaps another thing you should look at is the way you write. The main article alone is full of self-gratification and accusations yet you have the nerve to call others obnoxious. This behaviour is common of people who have self-esteem issues.

Admitting it is the first step.
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by POGS
  you
  are poo
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by dicklocker
  Wow
  I sorta hate myself for increasing your traffic.
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by Christen
  Way to take it like a "man"
  Wow. You are a phenominal loser. David Thorne is genuinely funny, off the wall, and takes the piss out of oxygen thieves... unlike like you.

I can just imagine you now, lying on your bed surrounded by tamagochi's and gardening magazines, gratifying yourself to the knowledge that your poor, lonely ramblings are being beamed out to all who care to read them.

You do a very lame job of emulating 27bslash6.com. There's no prize for second best champ. oh wait, yes there is. its called living with your mum and watching kids through the fence of your local swimming pool/candy shop.

i do like your webname though. except you spelled Retarded "Mintred". spellcheck?
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by Yoda
  Those were the days..............
  Just wanted to say we all liked you Scott alot more at high school when we could 'censor' your mind-fuck ,annoying dribble by making you wear your 'Atomic wedgie' daily, rendering your flailing arms useless and unable to access a keyboard.
You've had quite a few 'new ones' torn, which I'm sure your multiple boyfriends appreciate...
Ah, miss u Scott, good times.....

And by the way-
This site best when viewed on a screen using 'anyone elses' eyes ,just not your own.
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by Bike Mike
 
  Maybe people would enjoy your site if it looked half as good as 27b/6. Go to a gym fatass, and move out of your mothers basement.

I love how you point out he used stock photography, as if it was some crime against design; however, I will inform you that there is nothing wrong with paying for the rights to an image an using it within said rights to make money. It happens all they time, and that's why sites/companies like that exist.

If you're going to ridicule, please learn the facts first. You must be catholic or christian, and fighting blind because your faith in yourself is wavering.
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by Chainer
  i hope you know
  that
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by you suck
  !!!
  Stop riding on David Thorne's coattails. You have no shame.
  Thursday, September 30, 2010 by Scott, you are pathetic
  well of course!
  isn't it obvious, 27bslash6 is fake, but funny... as is this site!

in fact i'm sure that both are made by the same person(s)... possibly tied to the illuminati as the 7 elders of zion rule the worlds. i remember once when i was younger a friend of mine walked in on me masturbating and i was able to quickly cover for it by simply claiming that it was a new form of exercise to make me better at rugby.

of course my friend being quite gullible as most children of our age had all the boys in our school engage in mutual training. when he and the others were caught they attempted to blame me, but as i was not in the group at the time, i was excused and my friend was expelled from school.
  Thursday, September 30, 2010 by asl
  Owned
  Dear Past Scott,

Oh man, you got so owned by that other also-not-so-notable guy.

Enjoy your 15 minutes of shame from Collegehumor's hot links section. I'm guessing it's the only 15 you're gonna get.

Also, you're not fat and definitely the opposite of a manchild.
  Thursday, September 30, 2010 by Linked From Collegehumor
  dont wast my time
  Scott, Davids website is funny. Yours however is not! It doesnt have to be true to be funny. Santa Claus isnt real, yet we tell our kids he is. Same thing.
Davids emails make me and my collegues laugh. Your website makes us cry, because we cant believe we were sucked in to go and look at it. Where can I get a refund of the 5 mintues I spent on your site? You are an oxygen theif. Dont Bother me again ...........or else I will send a "pair of ducks" around
  Thursday, September 30, 2010 by Dr Bella Rozenberg
  I declare competition to your colour...
  http://www.facebook.com/pages/Priceless-Beige-Colour/130172233700361

You will hold your monopoly over the beige range of colours for no longer.
  Thursday, September 30, 2010 by Gordan Didlock
  please stop
  please stop your gay crush......
  Thursday, September 30, 2010 by .....
  Lame
  This is soooo lame..
  Thursday, September 30, 2010 by Paddo
  eat a dick cunt
  you just got absolutely fucking flogged
  Thursday, September 30, 2010 by alf stewart
  You idiot
  Why are you obsessed with hating on Mr Thorne. He is far more witty than this site. Your site is not even good like his site. No one except your mum would have ever gone to your site if not for Mr Thorne. Is that why you hate on him?
  Thursday, September 30, 2010 by John
  Heh
  You are seriously the most passive-aggressive, pathetic person I've ever met. Your site sucks.

Oh, and the color you "invented" is beige. Deal with it.
  Thursday, September 30, 2010 by Necro
  Encouragement for you...
  David suggests we give you some encouragement. I have taken that suggestion, right here, right now....here goes;
GIVE UP!

And maybe get a job...
  Thursday, September 30, 2010 by Everybody
  Hello
  Don't you think David Thorne is funny though? I'm pretty sure that most sitcoms are fictional and yet they occasionally make me giggle
  Thursday, September 30, 2010 by Dicklock (apparently)
 
  fat boy
  Thursday, September 30, 2010 by Radelaide Australia
  This bothers me.
  So David Thorne might make up his articles. Does that really matter, seriously? If they make people laugh, who cares. Half of the things stand up comedians say aren't true but nobody runs around yelling about how fake they are.

The fact that you spent so much time trying to prove that they're fake is pretty sad actually. Instead of trying to make everyone else look bad, why don't you try and improve on your own website? I have not read anything remotely funny here so far because of your weird obsession with trying to bring down 27bslash6. For all I know, you could be David Thorne himself, creating this poor website to stir a fuss. If not, that is reaaalllly sad that someone could devote so much time to this.

You're wasting your time just as that guy who took photos of Big Macs for 10 years when he thought the serving sizes were getting smaller.

Please, do something better with your time. You're obviously not making any fans with this.
  Thursday, September 30, 2010 by Dicklock5000
  pish
  even my website is better than this shit and i havent updated the front page for about a year.

http://www.not606.com/forumdisplay.php/2-General-Chat
  Thursday, September 30, 2010 by Anus McDicktits
  The Best Part Of This Website
  The best part of this website is the comments from all the David Thorne fans ... you guys are hysterical ... we should all start our own website, where all we do all day is insult this guy ... Mildred ...

Mildred, if I was you I would:

1) Change the colour of this website
2) Delete everything from "comments" upwards

xxx
  Thursday, September 30, 2010 by Angela
  You really are a dick
  Yeah, I just came straight from davids site to basically say that you're seriously pathetic. It's not even that fact that you bothered to try and publicly humiliate someone just (from my point of view) because they have a better site than you. It was the fact that you use the phrase and similar phrases such as " My intellect is far superior to yours ", blatently you feel so insecure with yourself that you have to try and revert back to playschool tactics i.e. I have a better bicycle than you, or whatever. Also when someone actually says " My intellect is far superior to yours " in an e-mail, or just in real life they are obviously a pretentious twat. Go fuck yourself, because I highly doubt that you will be getting it from anyone else. With love.
  Thursday, September 30, 2010 by Tina
 
  I'm sorry to tell you, but even if David's page is a fake, his is a lot funnier than yours. Seriously, I checked your page, and it is not horrible, though not so funny. So, as every human being, you will now activate your psychological defense mechanism and say I don't have a good taste in humor, I'm a retard or something like that. I really don't care, I just wanted you to know the opinion from someone who actually, and objectively, compares things. I'll go back and read David. Regards.
  Thursday, September 30, 2010 by chui
 
  I feel like this is david in disguise haha
  Thursday, September 30, 2010 by uhm.
  You're missing something
  ... rather obvious. David Thorne is funny and entertaining, beige boy. You are not. No one really gives a shit if his page is real or not. It certainly looks real and it's enjoyable. You can invent all the moderately ugly variations of beige you want and you'll still be a "real" boring asshole.
  Sunday, December 12, 2010 by Yankin
 
  You are clearly just jealous of the fact that Thorne is a popular and talented writer. I know that's a childish thing to say, but your own mediocre writing combined with the overarching message of "Look, look, I caught Thorne doing something wrong, now you can't like him!" is strongly indicative.
  Saturday, December 18, 2010 by Deacon Blues



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