Now here I present an entirely fictional circumstance that takes place in an entirely fictional factory with fictional players and fictional clothes, and a lot of people think it's true, so it's true.

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Tour Guide: And here you can see where the raw material comes in...

Stonegood: What is that? Sugar? Why don't you just use crushed rock, it would be cheaper!

Stonegood: Also, you shouldn't make candy. You could get sued if someone has medical complications or gets too fat!

Tour Guide: But sir, we are a candy company...

Stonegood: Look! Your machine is leaking! Back when I worked for the Nail Factory, which we called "Nah", I would be fired right away if that happened!

Stonegood: In fact, once at "Nah", I'd just finished fixing everything, when a guy punched me in the face for no reason!

Stonegood: I wanted to get him back and put eggs on his car, but then I didn't. He got fired, but then I got laid off too, but you know, I still owe "Nah" all this loyalty.

Stonegood: Working for a giant corporation like "Nah" is great, you know, because they can treat you badly and you can't complain. And they are always right. Hey, why is the back of your head on that wall?