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On the Subject of Feuds Getting Out of Hand
Wednesday, May 09, 2007 by scott

This cartoon, drawn by mine own hand, was inspired by the feud of Mr. Cramentulous and Mr. Blempharette.


Blempharette: "Oops, I seem to have stepped in your flower bed."

Cramentulous: "Don't worry about it."

Cramentulous: "Sorry, I got some of your mail and opened it by mistake."

Blempharette: "No problem."

Blempharette: "Sorry, I seem to have run over your dog!"

Cramentulous: "Dammit!"

Cramentulous: "Get the hell out here, or I'll kill your wife!"

Blempharette: "That's your wife, idiot!"

(10 to 33)
  not funny
  Saturday, January 31, 2009 by shelley the Unclever Bitch
  not bad...
  Oddly enough it seems its mainly your earlier stuff that seems (for lack of better word) "Funnier". Maybe start at the beginning again, find the direction you were moving in, then improve it. There are small flashes of decent humour here amongst your works.
  Wednesday, February 04, 2009 by Ash via Australia
  i must vehemently disagree. you have not ever been "funny". except in the "I'm a product of direct siblings mating" kinda way.
  Friday, February 06, 2009 by brendan
  @brendan: I am sorry to hear that your inbred upbringing led to a loss of all humour. That is truly sad, and I am having a moment of silence for you right now. Of course, I am typing, so I do not know if this quite counts as respectful silence.

Anyway, good luck in all your endeavours and tell your mom/aunt that I said hi!
  Friday, February 06, 2009 by scott
  no scott.....
  Yet another example of Americanism's just not being up to understanding the nuances of the language they speak. never mind though scott. I hear you now have a human for president. Things are looking up. Say hi to your wife/sister/hermaphroditic brother for me.
  Monday, February 09, 2009 by brendan
  @brendan: Oh wise brendan, please do enlighten me! What "Americanism" did I use anywhere on this page? I just can't find it.

Language lessons coming from a guy that drops capitalization randomly, drops necessary punctuation and adds unnecessary punctuation do not carry the weight that they once did.
  Monday, February 09, 2009 by scott
  I'm sorry that you feel my use or abuse of the english language is not what it should be. i will do my best to remember things like gerunds and correct pronouns in future. your daughter/sister has promised to come round later and blow me so i can finally experience a gumjob. I'll be sure to give her a package to pass on to you, to truly show my appreciation for your correction of my taal gebruik (look it up).
  Tuesday, February 10, 2009 by brendan
  It's you isn't it?
  Hey there! The guy in the second pane has a rat-tail...that's you isn't it!

I hear you enjoy a bit of robot botty...
  Monday, May 04, 2009 by Nitercaru
  I've yet to find a comic/story, whatever you want to call these and felt like they were worth existing..don't get me wrong, I'm not saying someone doesn't find them funny, but damn, these just feel very forced and forgettable.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Sperry Shmason
  This is embarrassing. Worst blog on the internet.
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by Chris

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