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On the Subject of Ignorance and Excitability
Wednesday, May 02, 2007 by scott

This is another entry from our guest cartooner whom draws in the red pen.

I think you will find this to be an interesting and complete study of a certain subject matter. But generally, it is exemplary of the personality archetype that is displayed here, and who could ask for more? I am certain that is precisely what the cartooner intended to portray: the duality of the specific being represented in the general, and vice versa.

Enough bullshit, now for the cartoon:

(16 to 39)
  Quis an idiot.
  Ut bardus cunt could non reperio suus anus si is eat a ligamen ball.

Iffa you translata thata backa to englisho, it willa maka no morea sense than when Ia wrote it inna the firsta platza.
  Wednesday, May 02, 2007 by Barnum T. Sputters
  Pimpko, Plata, Tapas, Drew
  When God made me, He asked, "Great Memory or Giant Penis?". I cant remember what I said.
  Wednesday, May 02, 2007 by Grab Dees Nutz
  Yeah one time I saw a girl wearing my boyfriends jacket and I beat her up after a Bukkake Party.
  Wednesday, May 02, 2007 by Blob
  Flaccid Lake Placid
  A Husband comes home with a half gallon of Ice Cream. He asked his wife if she wants some.
"How hard is it?" she asked.
"About as hard as my dick," he replies.
To which the woman replied, "OK, then pour me some!"
  Wednesday, May 02, 2007 by Needan Sum Viagra!
  Fuck Yah That Wide!
  Guy takes his wife to the Doctor...

The Doc says, "Well, it's either Alzheimers disease or AIDS."

"What do you mean?" The guy says, "You can't tell the difference?"

"Yeah, the two look a lot alike in the early stages... Tell you what.. Drive her way out into the country, kick her out of the car, and if she finds her way back, don't fuck her."
  Wednesday, May 02, 2007 by Johan Van CrinklyTaint
  A priest, a rabbi, and a whale walk up to a newstand.

The newsie says, "Hey, what the fuck is a whale doing on land?"

The priest says, "I don't know my son, but it surely is a miracle."

The rabbi says, "It is surely the will of god that this would happen."

The whale says, "What the fuck, this isn't even a real joke, so how could there be a punchline?"
  Wednesday, May 02, 2007 by Spewy Von Barf
  The Evolution of Scatology
  Q: What is the difference between a bucket of feces and a person of XXXXX XXXXXXXXX heritage.

A: A bucket.

Note from scott: Edited to remove racism.
  Friday, May 04, 2007 by Shitty McShitterson
  WTF is wrong with you?
  Wednesday, February 04, 2009 by Montgomery
  so many things but not quite enough to make him funny...
  Friday, February 06, 2009 by Aiden
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