This cartoon, drawn by mine own hand, was inspired by the feud of Mr. Cramentulous and Mr. Blempharette.



Transcript

Blempharette: "Oops, I seem to have stepped in your flower bed."

Cramentulous: "Don't worry about it."

Cramentulous: "Sorry, I got some of your mail and opened it by mistake."

Blempharette: "No problem."

Blempharette: "Sorry, I seem to have run over your dog!"

Cramentulous: "Dammit!"

Cramentulous: "Get the hell out here, or I'll kill your wife!"

Blempharette: "That's your wife, idiot!"

End.