Back to the guest cartooner of the previous post: Anonymously Mocking Co-Workers
. He has decided to revise that post heavily, including better graphics, less "curse words", and a more complex plot.
Huzzah for those things, and I applaud the effort! With more ado, I will present the cartoon!
I did forget to mention that in the last cartoon the car looked like a tow-truck, and the man looked at his watch instead of the giant clock. You can see our fine, upstanding cartooner has practically read my mind and provided remedy to those things.
As usual, click on the cartoon to enlarge it.
Man: "Aaah, I don't feel good. Hmmm, Maybe I should lose some water."
Boss: "You can leave now, but I will charge you a half day."
Man: "Looks at giant clock. No way, I will tough it out."
...5 minutes later the man is driving...
Man: "I'm out of here. Darn I'm hungry!"
Man goes to Dominos to get a 2 for Tuesday special...
Man drives to the beach where there is a Beach Hut Snack...
Man: "Hey Dan."
Dan: Has 2 large-breasted women on his arms. Presumably he slaps his hand in a comical pendular fashion.