There is apparently a financial services company that exists, and it is named "City Kitty Capital", or so the man says whom answers the phone.

Here is obviously how it goes on a daily basis:



Transcript

Caller: (To Hedgeman) It's ringing!

Kitty: Hellow, meow, City Kitty Capital!

Caller: Yeah, hi, I'm interested in investing..

Kitty: Meow, are you looking for high-yield cat litter?

Caller: No, I want to be liquid...

Kitty: So then I can put you in some real smelly cat urine..

Hedgeman: (To self) Why does everyone think I'm gay?

Kitty: Get off my meowing phone you mothermeowers! Meow fuck meow!