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{In the city}
TEACHER: "If you get pregnant, try to get the morning-after pill within 48 hours!"
{In the suburbs}
TEACHER: "Remember that no matter who you're with, you have to use a condom!"
{In a rural area}
TEACHER: "Don't worry, you can't get pregnant from a toilet seat!"
{In the south}
TEACHER: "Welcome to religion class!"