+ 46,000 unique IPs
+ 12,700 negative votes
+ 1,600 angry comments
+ 240 crazed emails
= 1 Amused Troll
I guess an explanation is in order:
Yep, this website is terrible. The background is beige. That Mintred character sure is a prick. Comedy doesn't have to be factual to be funny. You guys couldn't have said it better. But boy, did you ever get angry. :)
Those over-hyphenated-who/whoms were just for you, Grammar Nazis.
Yeah, the cartoons and pretty much everything before 2009 are all real. You've got me. But this site is a dumping ground for inside jokes and arbitrary rants. It does feel good to have finally used it for something.
I have to thank David Thorne for playing along.
Though I'm pretty sure that he thought I was real, which is damn funny. (The email exchange in his last post really was entirely faked by him -- but since Mintred isn't real, I suppose it doesn't matter either way). And thanks to you, his fans, for making this troll epic.
I also want to thank "Davey" for all the laughs. When I discovered 27bslash6.com
a couple of years ago, it was so entertaining that I read just about the entire site in one sitting
. Of course, I really did think his belly messages page was fake (it was), and so figured ragging on him for that would be a good way to draw him out. I had no idea that all this nonsense would span nearly 2 years and so many posts/comments/emails.
Let me know if you have any questions like "lolwut
?", and I'll try to answer them.
I really did have a YouTube video planned, but I'll be honest: I started making it, but then got bored of the whole thing. Maybe I'll finish it sometime in 2011, just for shits.
And now it's about time for me to be hitting the ol' dusty trail...
Oh, and I feel bad for the guy that owns the phone # posted as mine in some previous comments. You can actually reach me at 512-88PANTS
(512-887-2687). I swear that will work. Leave me a message, or maybe I'll pick up.
If you don't know what in the fuck is going on, here is the source material, in order:
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