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Me: "This is my best cartoon yet. Now to scan it!"
Scanner: "Bzzzt..."
Me: "WTF!"
Scanner: (As it is hit by me) "Smack! Bang!"
Me: "You piece of shit!"
Me: "Fucking asshole crap scanner!"
Wife: "Calm down!"
Me: (Thinking) "Shut up.", (Saying) "O.K."
Me: (Takes picture).
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