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On the Subject of Corntrollio
Friday, October 01, 2010 by scott

 
1,800,000 hits
+ 46,000 unique IPs
+ 12,700 negative votes
+ 1,600 angry comments
+ 240 crazed emails
+ 2 David Thorne pages
= 1 Amused Troll

Beavis is Cornholio is Corntrollio

I guess an explanation is in order:

Yep, this website is terrible. The background is beige. That Mintred character sure is a prick. Comedy doesn't have to be factual to be funny. You guys couldn't have said it better. But boy, did you ever get angry.   :)

Those over-hyphenated-who/whoms were just for you, Grammar Nazis.

Yeah, the cartoons and pretty much everything before 2009 are all real. You've got me. But this site is a dumping ground for inside jokes and arbitrary rants. It does feel good to have finally used it for something.

I have to thank David Thorne for playing along. Though I'm pretty sure that he thought I was real, which is damn funny. (The email exchange in his last post really was entirely faked by him -- but since Mintred isn't real, I suppose it doesn't matter either way). And thanks to you, his fans, for making this troll epic.

I also want to thank "Davey" for all the laughs. When I discovered 27bslash6.com a couple of years ago, it was so entertaining that I read just about the entire site in one sitting. Of course, I really did think his belly messages page was fake (it was), and so figured ragging on him for that would be a good way to draw him out. I had no idea that all this nonsense would span nearly 2 years and so many posts/comments/emails.

Let me know if you have any questions like "lolwut?", and I'll try to answer them.

I really did have a YouTube video planned, but I'll be honest: I started making it, but then got bored of the whole thing. Maybe I'll finish it sometime in 2011, just for shits.

And now it's about time for me to be hitting the ol' dusty trail...


Oh, and I feel bad for the guy that owns the phone # posted as mine in some previous comments. You can actually reach me at 512-88PANTS (512-887-2687). I swear that will work. Leave me a message, or maybe I'll pick up.


If you don't know what in the fuck is going on, here is the source material, in order:



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  Nice try
  Nice try dipshit. Your just saying that so you don't have to be David's bitch. He owns you, and you know it.
  Friday, October 01, 2010 by fuck you
 
  ^^ Agreed ^^
  Friday, October 01, 2010 by Owned!!
 
  Epic troll is epic.
  Friday, October 01, 2010 by Slayter
 
  hahahaha troll and a half. you could tell something was iffy when he said he had 12 unique hits from in between thorne's posts. nice trollin though
  Friday, October 01, 2010 by lork
  This could be another trick
  Maybe David is trying to set himself up as the troll that trolled himself? I still think this site has to be fake.
  Friday, October 01, 2010 by Doubtful
 
  So Mintred or whoever you are, if you're so smart, why did you wait 2 years to close the trap? Are you really that patient, or are you just fagging out of this one and trying to suck up to David so that he doesn't hang you out to dry?
  Friday, October 01, 2010 by Dicklock
 
  Your story about bees still wasn't funny, and you suck at writing.
  Friday, October 01, 2010 by samiam
  Well done
  Well done trolling the troll, but what do you get out of it? He still sells books and t-shirts, and you sell... nothing.
  Friday, October 01, 2010 by Peter Griffin
  Eat a dick..
  ..and die.
  Friday, October 01, 2010 by your mother
  PANTS
  His phone number is actually real, but he didn't answer (voicemail is him.. he sounds like a complete tool).

Obviously he doesn't live in new york though, because 512 is TX.
  Friday, October 01, 2010 by lolwut in your butt
 
  I like trolling
  Friday, October 01, 2010 by Troll
  Took you long enough
  I can't believe that someone would spend 2 years trolling one guy. It's kind of obsessive, but good show on getting him to write 2 web pages about you. Your site is a lot funnier now that I know you're not real.
  Friday, October 01, 2010 by Impressed
  David Thorne is now the only reason people know you
  When David Thorne referred to you as his nemesis I was expecting to read your content and expect equally funny material....nope. On the point of his content being fake. Who cares? It's funny.
  Friday, October 01, 2010 by Priceless Coral
 
  good job on the trolling, but I bet thorne pulls all his links to your site and changes your name so no one will ever find out about it.
  Friday, October 01, 2010 by beavis
  Yeah, probably
  @fuck you: I think it's the other way around, but you're entitled to your opinion.

@Slayter, lork: Thanks. :)

@Doubtful: I never understood why people thought I was David. I mean, it's completely verifiable that this site has been around for 9 years or so.

@Dicklock: I wasn't really waiting to "close the trap". I had no plan at all actually.

@Peter Griffin: I get amusement out of it. Don't get me wrong, I'd love to sell things, but I never thought that was going to happen.

@Priceless Coral: So you didn't read the OP, above?

@beavis: Probably, but the only reason he wouldn't want people to know about Mintred.com is because I got him. ;)
  Friday, October 01, 2010 by scott
  Awwwww...
  You sir are and idiot... Deus ex machina is NOT a plausible resolution to any drama. The size of the ass you have just made of yourself with this post exceeds all probability.

Here's a word of free advice:
When trolling (and I mean trolling, not getting trolled and then urging me to disregard the man behind the curtain) one must talk AT the trolee not TO him.

Put that in your pipe an smoke it.
  Friday, October 01, 2010 by mrT
  I love DT
  David Thorne is a GENIUS! I love your 'Mintred' character and the 'exchanges' you keep having with him. You always keep us guessing man.

C'mon, who really thought Mintred was real?? David Thorne is the God of comedy!!
  Friday, October 01, 2010 by Holly
  Nice try
  Nice try. But no, you have been running this website for several years and it is several years of shit.

Is "I am a troll, I was just kidding, I am not really like this" really the best you could come up with?
  Friday, October 01, 2010 by Yeah right
  ...
  @mrT: This wasn't a drama, though. It was a prank. Check out the comment that comes up when you search this page for "I am terribly fictional". I was ready to give up the whole thing right then.

And you are the first one to ever accuse me of having a casual conversation with Thorne. Mintred did nothing but talk at everyone. That's his whole 'thing'. :)

@Holly: Thanks!

@Yeah right: You didn't read the OP above, did you? :/
  Friday, October 01, 2010 by scott
 
  so you spent all this time trying to convince everyone that the stuff on his site is fake, but you want us to believe you?
  Friday, October 01, 2010 by
  LOL
  I admit it, I was one of the angry comments. Mintred came off as such an asshat that I couldn't help myself. Nice one, your site is a lot better now that I know you were just taking the piss.
  Friday, October 01, 2010 by Ford
 
  I was just wanking it to your priceless choral, but then I couldn't cum because I started reading.
  Friday, October 01, 2010 by wanker
  How obvious.
  You got reamed and this was your best comeback? Pretending that you were trolling all this time? Nobody believes you Scott. You are just a bad writer and have written nothing of any interest in several years and then you got a few hits from 27b/6 and lapped it up until it backfired.

You are like that fat kid at school when beaten in a sport says "yeah, um, I just let you win, I was just pretending to be lame."

Grow up. Everyone sees through your pathetic attempt to turn this around and it just makes you look more ridiculous.
  Saturday, October 02, 2010 by Matt
  Mintred was first
  I looked at the original posts from two years ago, and it looks like Mintred was the one who started this. I dont see why he would givbe up now all of a sudden.
  Saturday, October 02, 2010 by Troller
  Wow...
  What a waste of time. Somehow, I seriously doubt that someone would spend that much time and effort just to point and say, "made you look. Teehee!"

But, even if you did, so what? You must have a lot of spare time or no life outside the internet for that to even SEEM like an adequate use of your time.

I mean, either way you're still coming off as petty and pathetic. So, uh.... good luck with that.
  Saturday, October 02, 2010 by This Guy
  The Scott Cunandrum
  So let me get this right. David was minding his own business.. Maybe answering mails (which he receives loads, I guess) or managing the website, .. when all of a sudden he thinks ... "Wait a minute... maybe I should conjure a fake conversation with a guy from back a year ago because boy ... I'm all out of subjects". All this time you were waiting for him to make THIS move !??!?!?!
Not doing nothing and going along with the sherade !? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

SCOTT IS RETARDED AND EVERYTHING HE DOES PROVES IT. WE KNOW YOU, SCOTT, WE KNOW YOU AND I PERSONALLY WONT EVER STOP REMINDING YOU THAT.

P.S. I'm sure by now you emailed David begging him to persuade guys like me to let you be, and maybe this post was his ideea, but sorry buddy, either you wait it out, or you take down the site, .. in which you put that much time and effort, and in the end proving your worth.
  Saturday, October 02, 2010 by Manu
  Dear sir....
  You are an idiot.

Again.

1. You thought this was a prank, but in fact it is a 2 year long never-ending drama in which you seem to be able to put more feet in your mouth than you were given genetically. And that's 2547, give or take a hundred.

2. The very fact *I* am able to hackle you proves you don't talk AT me but TO me. Again. Very wrong and quite imperative when you want to achieve the fame you currently command.

I rarely talk to trash on the web and I do not think very highly of David either. A person with that much contempt has issues beyond professional help. However.
I find it fascinating that either of you managed to procreate and/or that your spouse did not eat you during the first coitus.

It amazes me how on earth the human race amounted to anything if imbeciles like you are able/allowed to procreate. This proves, that God is the greatest prankster of all. Oh, yes. I forgot. God also invented the platypus. Not that you and the platypus are in any way related. That would be an insult to he noble creature.
  Saturday, October 02, 2010 by mrT
  Poohy
  I'd just like to say that i wasted part of my life looking for this "i am terribly fictional" comment, (which i found) and i do beleive that if perchance this is the same person as the one who made the last load of articles, you've forgotten why you posted that in the first place. VHS was saying that he wonderd whether you were a fictional character. you responded very childishly, "i am fictional". this is no proof or even a hint towards your assertion that you have just been trolling people for the last 2 years.
  Saturday, October 02, 2010 by Scatty
 
  Good troll man. It took an epic amount of time, but I don't see how these people are saying that you got trolled if you started the whole thing. David bashing a fictional character is great.
  Saturday, October 02, 2010 by Hah
  Trolling
  Yeah, excellent trolling, for someone with down syndrome.
  Sunday, October 03, 2010 by Julia
  Woah would you look at that
  "Jokes on you I was only pretending" isn't a very good cover, Scott. :) I don't think you were trolling at all, and thanks to the popularity of sites like 4chan, you're about 3 years too late for anyone to believe that.

Have fun pretending that you were pretending, though. If that's what makes you feel smarter, more power to ya.
  Sunday, October 03, 2010 by Apparently Dicklock
  Do not worry all is well...
  ...your mother still thinks you're good looking (not really)
  Sunday, October 03, 2010 by Bob Newhart
 
  This isn't about whether you're funny, clever, playful and engineered the whole thing.

The fact is, you're smug and bloody annoying.
  Sunday, October 03, 2010 by Steve
 
  Who didn't see this coming?
  Sunday, October 03, 2010 by God Warrior
  by the balls
  http://who.godaddy.com/WhoIs.aspx?domain=mintred.com&prog_id=godaddy
  Sunday, October 03, 2010 by Gotcha Scott
  APOLOGY REJECTED
  If you're a troll, why didn't you try harder? Sorry, but that wasn't cool/funny/anything and you're going back into the gutter now. Pretty sure the only reason you ever got hits is because we all hate you. I mean, when you act like you believe something, you probably do.
  Sunday, October 03, 2010 by Sorry.
  Stop,
  Hi this is Charles again, once again I am left unimpressed by your website, intellect and attempt at humor. This uneventful, predictable and childish attempt at a last laugh is pathetic. You got what you had coming.

Thanks, Charles

P.S. I once again didn't make it past the first few bits due to the same uninteresting and dry content issues. So I've only got the gist of the post, but all in all your site is unimpressive. And I would have to agree with a previous comment, stop pretending you have a wife.
  Sunday, October 03, 2010 by Charles
  ughhg
  my god you are so fucking boring. and this whole trolling excuse is incredibly pathetic.
  Monday, October 04, 2010 by harry
  Goodbye and don't bother calling
  I hear that David has gotten bored with you. Anonymity is calling, and wants you back. Or it could be your mother asking about the stains on the bed sheets.
  Monday, October 04, 2010 by Everyone that counts
  wow
  What a pathetic attempt to save face....I WAS TROLLEN! Bullshit go diaf twice because i am sure you will fail the first time with that as you do everything else.
  Monday, October 04, 2010 by Dicklock
  Building Hype.
  Railing on what is obviously funny, will not only drive up hits on the trolling site, but will also drive it's target, in fact, even more-so.

Genius, Sir. Genius.
  Monday, October 04, 2010 by Kenada
  Prank?
  What the fuck was the point? This wasn't humorous and served no purpose. You made yourself look like a fat asshole with nothing better to do than to troll popular websites. Congratulations, I guess.
  Monday, October 04, 2010 by This is stupid
  You're not helping
  ... I was going to post something about how what you've written here really doesn't make sense. However, it's not worth my time.

Really though, this latest post only makes you look worse.
  Tuesday, October 05, 2010 by Unimpressed
  David Thorne is a dick
  David Thorne is a scammer. His entire website is faked by him. I made the mistake of purchasing his book on that website before I found out, but no matter, the money went through and then the prick never posted me the book. It's a shame, they were funny when you thought they were real, now I know they're not... it kind of makes me feel sad for David Thorne because he's so pathetic. When you think about it, he calls himself a dickhead and a "foggot" a lot... even sends himself pictures signed by himself... so so pathetic...
  Tuesday, October 05, 2010 by TStevenson
  /\ /\ Nice to see you again, Scottie
  An anonymous comment from the last thread on 10/28/10 best sums up this latest spoonful of bullshit:

"Obvious Troll gets Obviously Trolled."
  Tuesday, October 05, 2010 by Jesse Custer
  I know you are, but what am I?
  This latest post of yours is like Pee Wee Herman saying "I meant to do that" after crashing his bike.
  Tuesday, October 05, 2010 by Paul Rubens
  Way to bad to be real!
  "the cartoons and pretty much everything before 2009 are all real."

Unless you are David or a real friend of his having a laugh. You're amazingly pathetic.

Troll fail, epic looser win
  Wednesday, October 06, 2010 by Your name
 
  The one time you "troll" us doesn't justify years of unfunniness.
  Wednesday, October 06, 2010 by Locke Dick
  Trolling
  Hey mate, you can't troll a troll. So don't pretend to be one, you faggot, if can't handle it.
  Thursday, October 07, 2010 by Bastard
 
 
  Friday, October 08, 2010 by
  David seems pretty quiet on the subject....
  .....not sure about anyone else but I think David's silence speaks volumes about the whole thing. In fact if you try to post a comment on his site asking about it, it will be screened out. I think Scott has actually beaten David at his own game. Bravo

I enjoy David Thorne's stuff, and I could care less if it's fabricated or not but some of you people seem to think David is some sort of sarcastic God. Calm down people, David squats to poop just like the rest of us. :P
  Saturday, October 09, 2010 by Rick
 
  Sure thing champ. Whenever I get lambasted for my own magnificent incompetence, I first mop up my tears, and while fighting the sniffles I then assure my tormentors I was in on it the whole time.
  Monday, October 11, 2010 by dickwolf
  Big Finally
  Hey, Scott. You are THE MAN. DAAAAMN, you got me the first few years, but now you were kind enough to let me in on the whole thing. You the Man !

It reminds me the scene in Death Proof where Kurt Rusells character is saying he's sorry while agonizing in pain and panic.
  Wednesday, October 13, 2010 by Joyce
  never
  There will never ever be a shortage of retards, who in lieu of simply ignoring what has angered them, will rant endlessly and fruitlessly on the interwebs.

These are the same douches that comment on articles on various major news outlets, thinking somehow they will be heard.

Put the lotion down, discard the soiled tissues and go outside. It's over now, except for the geniuses who will inevitably harp on the glaring irony that this very post is on the same medium on which they're posting.

"Well done," in advance.
  Tuesday, October 26, 2010 by you're all disgruntled LARPers
 
  Finally found this place by googling "Priceless Coral". I love this color. Thanks to David Thorne I've found home.
  Friday, October 29, 2010 by Zippity
  Again, WHATEVER!
  Ok, made my way out of here finally. Wont be back, I think I'm allergic to priceless coral. Get a real life. Im going back to mine which doesnt include you or your dumbass site.
  Saturday, October 30, 2010 by Mary Kate
  Priceless Coral
  Dear Scott

I'm sorry to inform you that you did NOT invent this background colour. I've checked the RGB values against our records and my GD company has been using it for years and it already has a name: "Meady Ochre". I'm sorry you had to find out this way.

RB.
  Monday, November 01, 2010 by Richard Bolt
  (see above)
  -Stop doing what you're doing.
-Microwave your head on low for two minutes a day.
-Develope brain cancer.
-Die.
  Wednesday, November 03, 2010 by Instructions you should follow
  and you still suck.
  what a cheap smokebomb tactic you're trying to pull.

You're kinda like that kendo-clad dude from the opening of kung-pow , who has his escape fizzle out.

keep telling yourself that you've been trolling for 2 years , you're the only one buying it.
  Monday, November 15, 2010 by yupUstillsuck
  lol
  if this was a genuine troll attempt then it's still an epic fail.. lol.. you didn't stir up anything, you just looked like a retard lol..and still do.. omg.. sooooo funny. what a total douchebag
  Tuesday, November 23, 2010 by Socks
  I'm calling bull shit
  I can't believe that youre trying to pass this off as trolling? Even if this is fake, obviously it would have to stem from your own personality - which after playing the role of dickhead for two years to academy award standard, pretty much means that this might as well be real. I would be sympathetic but you are obviously a foggot. This is a pathetic excuse for trolling, I hope /b/ tracks you down and posts your details on the Internet.
  Sunday, November 28, 2010 by Jez
  wtf?
  Do you actually pay a monthly fee to have this excrement hosted?
  Tuesday, December 07, 2010 by Mark
  Either
  you're a dipshit weiner pretending to be a troll to save face or you're a dipshit weiner troll who early on realized you could use your dipshit weinerness to troll. Either way, getting a lot of people to laugh at your expense isn't that impressive -- you probably came in with quite a bit of practice.
  Sunday, December 12, 2010 by Yankin
  *WE TODD ED*
  Telly Savalas sez: "Who Loves Ya, BAY-BEE??? Thank you for being pleuralistic and including yourself in my brain damaged, overly synaptically deficient scenario today. "You're a wetter-i mean Better man than I am, Gunga Din!"
  Tuesday, December 14, 2010 by The boy who would be SOFA KING
 
  I think that you are just covering your ass.

Die in a fire.
  Saturday, December 18, 2010 by Deacon Blues
  google
  when i google "mintard", this is all i get???? *crestfallen*
  Saturday, December 18, 2010 by anondicklock
  it isn't ironic
  don't you THINK?
  Wednesday, December 22, 2010 by alanis morrisette
  So?
  So you've proved that you can be an obnoxious fuckhead of a troll. So what? David is the king of trolling, because even if his stuff isn't all real, it's all good and. So in the end, even though you've gone to all this trouble to seem clever and shit, he's the one who's selling books and getting notoriety. And you? You're just a sad loser who thinks he's a lot smarter than he is. So who trolled who?
  Monday, January 10, 2011 by Ian
  holy shit
  damn. that was good. that was real good...

holy shit
  Monday, February 07, 2011 by holy shit
  Get a life.
  Or a hobby. To keep you busy from making yourself look like an uneducated idiot over the internet.

Fail troll is fail.

That is all.
  Wednesday, March 02, 2011 by Lily
  David, David, David
  So you understand that we all know that you're David Thorne, and now you're trying to double Bluff us? come ON. I mean, all of the 'posts' you've made that don't involve david thorne go for about a paragraph. You could've put more effort in, time to admit it David, especially if this is the end.
  Monday, March 14, 2011 by Tom
 
  Nooo. I knew "priceless coral" was too good to be true, but i chose to delude myself.
Eurgh... Now all i see is beige.


  Monday, March 21, 2011 by Choco-pie
 
  @Lily

I'm sorry, fail troll is fail?

Unoriginal girl is unoriginal. Boring girl is boring.

You're so plain.
  Wednesday, May 18, 2011 by Whiteknight
 
  @Deacon Blues

Aren't you tough? Telling someone to kill himself. That's very witty. Very original.

Your kind shouldn't even exist.
  Wednesday, May 18, 2011 by Whiteknight



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